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  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA




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    Haywire
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    A Dangerous Method
    Underworld:Awakening


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    The Life & Times of Tim


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    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin


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    El Camino


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    Fox & Friends




 

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Thursday, April 29, 2004  
It's Survey Time
>-- Righty or Lefty : Righty
>-- Zodiac Sign : Leo...Rarrr
>-- Innie or Outtie : Innie
>-- Music : Almost anything...especially Big Band and Swing
>-- Color: Sky Blue or Deep Blue
>-- Slushy Flavor: Rasberry Iced Tea..I can't find this ANYWHERE anymore
>-- TV Show: Sopranos, 24, Alias, Smallville, ER, Survivor, Joan of Arcadia, Scrubs and more
>-- Font: Baskerville Old Face
>-- Song: Woke up this Morning (Sopranos theme)
>-- Book: Da Vinci Code, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Harry Potter, James Bond
>-- Children's Book: Little Critter, Berenstein Bears...nostalgia
>-- Language: English, French, Persian (not perfect) and aspirations of Italian
>-- Food: Steak and shrimp. Bacon in the mornin.
>-- Beverage: Lemon Iced Tea, Cherry Coke, fruit punch, mango juice
>-- Subject in School: As of now? Calculus. Usually? English
>-- Weekend Activity: Study...if not...TV, video games, kung fu and moooovies.
>-- Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies n' Cream and Mint Chocolate Chip
>-- Roller Coaster: VIPER
>-- Fast Food Restaurant: Pinks all the way
>-- Animal: Parakeets
>-- Number: 73
>-- Favorite movie: Dark City, LOTR, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Usual Suspects, Minority Report, Kill Bills and much much more.
>-- Actor/Actress: Jack Nicholson/Jennifer Garner
>-- Hobby: Trumpet, writing, reading
>-- Breakfast Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Blueberry Morning
>-- Your most overused phrase on aol: omg
>-- The first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning : This day is gonna blow...so hard
>-- The last image/thought you go to sleep with : The probability function is....Variance is....fuck it all
>-- The first feature you notice in the oppsite sex: 1st? Well if I'm looking at them wouldn't it be the face? You're weird
>-- The wussiest sport : Bowling
>-- Your best feature : Hair some days, hands and eyes? I can't judge me
>-- Your bedtime : With school: 11:30-midnight. Not school: Whenever the fuck
>-- Your greatest fear : Loss of family. Failure. Bees
>-- Your greatest accomplishment : Getting into UCLA
>-- Your most missed memory : My childhood
>-- In your cd player now?: In my car cd player I have Miles Davis: Kind of Blue
>-- Your favorite car?: Was 2002 Bonneville. Is Vanquish
>-- On your buddy list?: 12 + 12 + 41 + 10 +2 = 77 (no calculator used!)
>-- Take a shower everyday? : Yes unless I'm staying at home...then it's bum mode
>-- Want to go to college : Well I don't wanna go to class....oh...you mean...oh...well I'm there.
>-- Type with your fingers on the right keys? : Most of the time...if I'm on my Natural Keyboard Plus
>-- Have any tattoos/where?: None/nowhere
>-- Have any piercings/where? I cut myself last week
>-- Get motion sickness? : Nerp
>-- Think you're a health freak? : I'm a hypchondriac at times
>-- Like thunderstorms? : Hell yeah...except when it leaks...that friggin blows
>-- Drink?: Jah
>-- Number and Names of Children : 0/ Flaubert, Bill, Awesoma, Cromatid...oh...my children...not in general...none
>-- Where do you see yourself at age 20? : Alive
>-- How do you want to die? Death is not an option
>-- What do you want to be when you grow up? : Psychiatrist by day, writer by night
>-- What country would you most like to visit?: For the 1st time, Spain. Again, Italy/France
>-- Best articles of clothing? : Uuuuh....shirts
>-- What's on your mouse pad?: Guess models...hottt
>-- What color is your bedroom carpet? : Persian
>-- If you were to own a bar or restaurant what would you name it?: Bar, THE ABYSS. Restaurant, THE PASHA
>-- Have you ever run from the cops?: I don't run on the street......mostly
>-- If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take three objects: A helicopter, a "How to Fly a Helicopter" Manual and some peanuts for the flight back.
>-- If there was a movie made of your life, who would play you?: Johnny Depp. You betcha.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004  
Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is
Your favorite color is
You are stuck there becauseyou were dead, but then you weren't.. Look at that...
For _____ years34
With Betty White. Click for pic.
He/She will think you arestrong
You willkill him/her
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
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Friday, April 23, 2004  
Revelation of the Morning:
It's sometimes really hard to restrain yourself from jumping up during lecture and strangling the life out of that psychotic, Greek bitch of a professor. Phoo.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004  
Revelation of the Morning:
It's a real ego booster to be listening to "Sexy Motherfucker" by Prince while walking on campus.
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Tuesday, April 13, 2004  
Ok I'll admit that I'm a Bush-Basher. I'm a devout liberal....but this...is going too far W.
From Ain't It Cool News.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004
W To Pre-Empt Tonight's 24!!

Some presidents, apparently, simply don’t want a second term!
George W. Bush, fearful perhaps that his administration’s efforts to get Howard Stern thrown off the radio will not ensure a Kerry landslide, has made the unprecedented move of scheduling a press conference from 8:30 p.m. to 9:15 p.m. Tuesday.
This forces Rupert Murdoch’s Fox network to delay this week’s much anticipated new “24” to 9 p.m. Sunday, opposite new episodes of “Alias” and “The Sopranos.”
The president is expected to moan about how Richard Clarke’s book painted him in a negative light. Quick thinking, Mr. President.

Here's to a future without the dreaded W on the horizon.

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Sunday, April 11, 2004  

Bush has the One Ring. Frodo has failed.

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USA Today scribe Gary Levin on Friday revealed his annual list of what’s coming back, what’s not, and what may. With the exception of listing Ed as “cancelled (or near death)” last year, he’s supposedly never wrong. Check to see if your favorite shows are on here. A couple of my favorites are "on the bubble" which makes me none too happy.

Renewed (or almost)

According to Jim
Alias
All of Us
American Dreams
Bernie Mac Show
Charmed
Cold Case
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
8 Simple Rules
ER
Eve
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everwood
George Lopez
Gilmore Girls
Girlfriends
Grounded for Life
Half & Half
Hope & Faith
JAG
Jamie Kennedy Experiment
Joan of Arcadia
Judging Amy
King of Queens
King of the Hill
Las Vegas
Law & Order
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Less than Perfect
Life with Bonnie
Malcolm in the Middle
My Wife & Kids
Navy NCIS
NYPD Blue
The O.C.
One on One
One Tree Hill
Reba
Scrubs
7th Heaven
The Simpsons
Smallville
Still Standing
That '70s Show
Third Watch
24
Two and a Half Men
The West Wing
What I Like About You
Will & Grace
Yes, Dear


Gone (or nearly dead)

All About the Andersons
Angel
Becker
The Big House
Boomtown
Boston Public
The Brotherhood of Poland, N.H.
Century City
Coupling
Cracking Up
The D.A.
Ed
Frasier
Friends
Game Over
Good Morning, Miami
Hack
The Handler
Jake 2.0
Karen Sisco
Kingdom Hospital
L.A. Dragnet
Like Family
Luis
Lyon's Den
Married to the Kellys
A Minute with Stan Hooper
Miss Match
The Mullets
Oliver Beene
The Parkers
The Practice
Run of the House
Skin
The Stones
Threat Matrix
10-8
Tarzan
Tracy Morgan Show
Wanda at Large
Wonderfalls


On the Bubble

Arrested Development
The District
The Help
The Guardian
Happy Family
I’m With Her
It’s All Relative
Rock Me Baby
Star Trek: Enterprise
Steve Harvey's Big Time
Tru Calling
Whoopi

I hope Arrested Development is picked up because it is the funniest show on non-cable television. You should all check it out if you haven't already. (Fox Sundays 9:30...Tape Alias and Sopranos like I do)

Go
here to save Arrested Development and some of your other favorite shows!!
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Tuesday, April 06, 2004  
My computer....nay....my room....is against me. My shelf collapses when I'm trying to get digital cable installed (yes the big freakin thing against my wall) and to add insult to injury, my computer crashes. Don't download movies. I got a nasty virus from a download and it was very...very bad. After 98 pulled muscles, 9 hours and mother's help, the shelves are back up..for now. (6.4 earthquake in the next 5 months...thanks UCLA scientists) However, my surround sound is working infinitely better than before since I reinstalled it...Gunfire behind me during Halo...Awesomeness. I now i have over 200 channels which is very nice, probably not so nice since the new quarter just started. I got my computer fixed but it's perplexing me...there are 2 harddrives on it now...and...it's just weird. Here's an exerpt from the warning I got from my computer before it died. I took a skillfull picture of it which I'll post for your benefit, I think. (why skillfull you ask? Because the warning flashes a quarter of a second before it restarts itself...timed digital photography...thank you very much) "Dumping of physical memory....Physical memory dump complete" WTF?!! TAKE A PEPTO BISMOL YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!.....Anyway, the new quarter commences. I forsee much work this quarter especially because of chemistry lab. (Although I will like having a labcoat..) Death shall not become me. I shall persevere.

I haven't done one of these in a while.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"We can use equation 10 to calculate the energy separation between two neighboring levels with quantum numbers n and n+1"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My mini fridge

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ellen Show

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
4:20 pm

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
4:30 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV and my stuffed nose

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to the bank to deposit money

8. Before you came to this Web site, what did you look at?
Ebert/Roeper site http://tvplex.go.com/buenavista/ebertandroeper/today.html (go there to hear their review of Kill Bill Vol 2...the awesomeness)

9. What are you wearing?
Paris Jazz Shirt and Guess Jeans

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah...I think about that giant head from Legends of the Hidden Temple...

11. When did you last laugh?
When a woman asked me in the atm booth if she could go first and I said yes and she said "Oh thank you baby" (She was black if you didn't catch on)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
2 Lord of the Rings posters, Soul Calibur 2 Poster, 2 Daggers, 2 Sais, 3 tambourines, 2 pictures from Venice, a Gondolier Hat, a painting of Ponte Vecchio from Florence, a guard's hat from Hong Kong, my cosmic calender and my Paris belt hanger.

13: Seen anything weird lately?
My Ta for math has these freaky demon eyes.

14: What is the last film you saw?
The Punisher...it wasn't THAT bad

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
I would buuuyy...hhmmm...an apartment in Florence...or Paris....tough choice.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
That who doesn't know? Oh....hhmmm...I love my art history TA...she's so hot

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
No more brainwashing religion.

19: Do you like to dance?
I can macarena and ball room dance...nothing else

20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
He might be....but he probably doesn't know he is....he thinks that that's another pretzel he's gagging on.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Cortana

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Master Chief

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
HEELLL YEAH....Gimme Paris or Florence any day.

In nature news, the eggs have hatched....but the babies have vanished....so has the mother.Fear not, I having taken pictues of the unattractive buggers but I don't know what the frick is going on with them. Maybe they're fast developers.


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