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Saturday, February 28, 2004  
More Double Revelations of the Night

Revelation of the Night
In studying for chemistry, I realized that, ironically, not many people have good chemistry with the subject of chemistry, despite its name.

Another Revelation of the Night
Sometimes the best way to fix something is to wipe away the soiled memory of the old and start over...only to soil yourself once again.
9:28 PM
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Thursday, February 26, 2004  
Think you know everything about me? Take the "How Well Do You Know Pasha?" quiz I created on Tickle and see how you score.

Here's my first question:

1. What's my sign?
* Aries
* Leo
* Capricorn
* Pisces

Give it a shot

DO ME!
11:45 PM
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Double Revelations for Lack of One Last Night

Revelation of the Night:
Rain can be a symbol of cleansing and purging...except when it enters my domain...then it is an unwelcome virus.

Another Revelation of the Night:
Heysus is short for HEEYY baby you wanna come see this violent-ass movie with me so I can comfort you *wink wink*?
8:56 PM
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004  
FUCK UCLA PARKING!!!!!!!

7:32 PM
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Revelation of the Night:
I fought the law and the...law won. For once.
1:47 AM
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Tuesday, February 24, 2004  
Revelation of the Night (a little late):
When you think something is going so well for you; when you think you're untouchable, it all goes to shit...so don't take anything for granted because, eventually, all good things must turn to shit.
3:37 AM
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Monday, February 23, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
It's generally not a good idea to shiver all of a sudden when urinating...especially when you're a male...a well-endowed male at that.
12:54 AM
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Sunday, February 22, 2004  
Revelation of the Night (an hour late):
When plotting schemes, especially involving cars and gate arms, always have a plan first, then move in...because then, it will work BEAUTIFULLY!
4:20 AM
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Saturday, February 21, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Do not...I repeat...DO NOT...Shake hands...or even breathe the same air as a guy who has two nasal sprays in each nostril and is mumbling encantations to himself....especially if this is occuring on the MTA.
2:08 AM
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Friday, February 20, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
When you're watching a film, and at the end of the film the main character dies, don't yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!" in a completely silent room.
1:47 AM
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Thursday, February 19, 2004  
Would you ever:

1. Eat a bug? Sure why not
2. Bungee jump? Maybe...I'd rather jump out of a plane.
3. Kill someone? I would feel too bad and I would get philosophical on the concept of death right before....So even if I were going to...the person would run away before I could reach a decision.
4. Kiss someone of the same sex? What for? Are we talking uncle or something? If not, then just a European style kiss...i.e. bang cheeks and make kissing noise
5. Parachute from a plane? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
6. Go out with someone for their looks? HHmmmm...If they're a dull dumbass no...otherwise...
7. Be a vegetarian? I don't understand....Just vegetables you say? No MEAT YOU SAY?! WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?!!?!?
8. Wear plaid? Sure why not
9. Sing Karaoke? Hmm...If I was with people I'm close to
10. Get drunk off your ass? Why not? All in good fun
11. Shoplift? I think I stole like the weapons for action figures that I've lost...but nothing major.
12. Run a red light? Probably not. Even if it was late at night and there was no one around.
13. Star in a porn video? Oh hayl yeah.
14. Dye your hair blue? Uuuh non.
15. Be on Survivor? I'd consider it
16. Wear makeup in public? For halloween or something? Yeah...For transvestite appreciation week? No.
17. Not wear makeup in public? Well....yeah
18. Cheat on a test? Non
19. Make someone cry? It depends. If I want to make them upset cause I don't like them, no. If I want to touch them emotionally, sure.
20. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? Soiytanly
21. Stay up all night? I'm a nocturnal creature.

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I was reminded of this song today, and how awesome it is. It was written by Sonny Bono, performed by Nancy Sinatra. You all probably heard it in the opening credits of Kill Bill Vol. 1. Enjoy.

Bang Bang My Baby Shot Me Down
I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

Seasons came and changed the time
When I grew up, I called him mine
He would always laugh and say
“Remember when we used to play?”

Bang bang, I shot you down
Bang bang, you hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, I used to shoot you down.

Music played and people sang
Just for me the church bells rang.

Now he’s gone, I don’t know why
And till this day, sometimes I cry
He didn’t even say goodbye
He didn’t take the time to lie.

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down.

12:39 AM
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RULES:
1. Put your birth month in an entry.
2. Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
3. Bold the the ones that best apply to you.
4. Put all twelve months under a BLOGGER thingie.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
12:25 AM
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Don't make eye contact with a Swede who's dressed in khaki short shorts, a fedora hat and a button down shirt on the bus...just don't...even if he's staring at you.
9:51 PM
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Revelation of the Night:
Ironically, a very kinky porno would be starring the Amish....What with the butter churning metaphor and all.
1:33 AM
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Upon the reccomendation of a certain poyson...I shall try to inact a daily revelation...something like deep thoughts but without the deepness...That is all.
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Sunday, February 15, 2004  

Samir


What Office Space character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

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Saturday, February 14, 2004  
SECRET MENU
Whoah I've been looking for this thing for a while. I wanna try animal style 4x4...That would be the ultimate of sexualitude...I weep for the Jews when they read this...

"Animal Style" - bun is grilled with mustard, sauteed onions instead of raw, pickles, extra "special sauce" - [this can also be applied to fries - not recommended]

"Wish Burger" - no meat, i.e. veggie burger

"Protein Style" - lettuce wrapped around the burger instead of a bun for all of you who are in "The Zone" diet

Update 12/23/2003 - there is no such thing as "Old Fashioned Style"

"Flying Dutchman" - two meat patties with two slices of cheese. that's it.

"Double Meat" - Double Double without cheese

"4x4" - 4 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese. Are you SURE you can eat that?

"2x4" - 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese for the fromage afficionado

"Grilled Cheese" - cheeseburger, w/o meat

"Fries - well done" - get your fries extra crispy and brown the way you like them!

"Choco-Vanilla Swirl Shake" - just what it sounds like Note: this is not an official secrent menu item, but at most In-n-Out Burgers they will make it if asked for...

"Neopolitan Shake" - a blend of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes.

Now GO...GO AND INDULGE IN SOME GLUTTONY!! IT'S GOOD FOR YA!
Oh yeah and Happy Depressintines Day!

1:37 PM
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Tuesday, February 10, 2004  
So here's that movie list thing...I don't reeeeaally have homework so here goes it...again, bold the ones you've seen then add 5 at the end...No repeating movies!!
1. X-Men
2. The Craft
3. X2
4. Swimfan
5. Fellowship of the Ring
6. Finding Nemo
7. Peter Pan (disney version)
8. Home Alone
9. Aladdin
10. The Ring
11. 10 Things I Hate About You
12. Not Another Teen Movie
13. Spice World
14. 8 Mile
15. Bambi
16. Pirates of the Carribean
17. Edward Scissorhands
18. Stepmom
19. My Best Friend's Wedding
20. 101 Dalmatians
21. Scream
22. Scream 2
23. Scream 3
24. Big Daddy
25. Billy Madison
26. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
27. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
28. Heartbreakers
29. Dumb & Dumber
30. Two Week's Notice
31. Scary Movie
32. Look Who's Talking
33. Blade
34. Blade II
35. O
36. Titanic
37. Carrie
38. Carrie 2: The Rage
39. Daddy Day Care
40. Legally Blonde
41. Austin Powers
42. Storm of the Century
43. Oliver and Company
44. Two Towers
45. Return of the King
46. Mighty Ducks
47. Fast and the Furious
48. 2Fast, 2 Furious
49. A Walk To Remember
50. XXX
51. Beauty and the Beast
52. I Know What You Did Last Summer
53. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
54. Sound of Music
55. Mary Poppins
56. Tuck Everlasting
57. The Patriot
58. The Wizard of Oz
59. Teaching Mrs Tingle
60. Crossroads
61. Now and Then
62. Pearl Harbor
63. Just Married
64. Cast Away
65. Radio Flyer
66. Final Destination
67. Lady and the Tramp
68. Shallow Hal
69. 40 Days and 40 Nights
70. Bring It On
71. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
72. The Outsiders
73. The Matrix
74. Perfect Storm
75. Cruel Intentions
76. Never Been Kissed
77. Clueless
78. Bruce Almighty
79. Remember the Titans
81. Girl, Interrupted
82. SWAT
83. Sixth Sense
84. Phone Booth
85. The Lion King
86. Urban Legends
87. Nightflier
88. Lion King 2
89. Little Mermaid
90. American Pie
91. Center Stage
92. Scooby Doo
93. Bedazzled
94. Mrs. Doubtfire
95. Save the Last Dance
96. My Girl
97. American Beauty
98. Romeo & Juliet
99. Lost World
100. Casper
101. Miss Congeniality
102. The Rock
103. Face Off
104. Moulin Rouge
105. Sleeping Beauty
106. Alien
107. Tombstone
108. Lake Placid
109. The Recruit
110. The Shining
111. Pocahontas
112. Win a Date with Tad Hamilton
113. Koyaanisqatsi
114. Princess Mononoke
115. Braveheart
116. Gone with the Wind
117. She's All That
118. Heavy Metal
119. Remo Williams
120. Fried Green Tomatoes
121. Steel Magnolias
122. Fight Club
123. Star Wars
124. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
125. Toy Soldiers
126. Clerks
127. Magnolia
128. Wild Things
129. The Nightmare Before Christmas
130. What Dreams May Come
131. Fierce Creatures
132. Frequency
133. The Others
134. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
135. Along Came A Spider
136. Annie (1982 version)
137. Eyes Wide Shut
138. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
139. Practical Magic
140. Down With Love
141. The Fifth Element
142. Donnie Darko
143. Kiki's Delivery Service
144. Big Fish
145. Chasing Amy
146. Unbearable Lightness of Being
147. Parent Trap (the new version)
148. Great Expectations
149. Bridges of Madison County
150. I am Sam
151. Life as a House
152. Prince of Tides
153. Kill Bill Vol. 1
154. Bowling For Columbine
155. Elf
156. spun
157. Weekend at Bernie's
158. The House of Mirth
159. The Rose
160. Chocolat
161. Requiem for a Dream
162. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
163. Mask
164. Gia
165. Secretary
166. The Big Lebowski
167. Rushmore
168. Return to Me
169. Muppets Take Manhattan
170. The X-Files: Fight The Future
171. Moonstruck
172. Happy Gilmore
173. Mona Lisa Smile
174. Bad Boys
175. Bad Boys 2
176. The Delta Force
177. A League of Their Own
178. Murder by Death
179. The Hot Chick
180. Shrek
181. Groundhog Day
182. Liar Liar
183. House of Sand & Fog
184. Adventures in Babysitting
185. Monty Python & the Holy Grail
186. Hedwig & the Angry Inch
187. As Good As It Gets
188. Murder By Numbers
189. The Unsaid
190. 12 Monkeys
191. Igby Goes Down
192. The Mummy
193. The New Guy
194. Girl
195. And Starring Pancho Villa As Himself
196. Valentine
197. Wag the Dog
198. Spirited Away
199. Almost Famous
200. Royal Tenenbaums
201. Citizen Kane
202. Lost In Translation
203. Sid and Nancy
204. Empire Records
205. Suspiria
206. Niagara Niagara
207. Sweethearts (w/ Janeane Garofalo)
208. Dead Man Walking
209. My Dog Skip
210. American History X
211. Minority Report
212. Spaceballs
213. The Last of the Mohicans
214. The Mists of Avalon (TV version)
215. The Horseman on the Roof (french version)
216. The Birdcage
217. Peter Pan (2003)
218. The Butterfly Effect
219. Paycheck
220. The Core
221. Thir13en Ghosts
222. House on Haunted Hill
223. Love Actually
224. Something About Mary
225. Good Will Hunting
226. Adaptation
227. Labyrinth
228. Disney's Alice in Wonderland
229. Amelie
230. May
231. If These Walls Could Talk 2
232. Mulholland Dr.
233. Waking Life
234. Lilo & Stitch
235. Trainspotting
236. Beautiful Thing
237. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
238. Terminator 2: Judgment Day
239. Ghost World
240. The Silence of the Lambs
241. Back to the Future
242. Do the Right Thing
243. Signs
244. Darkness Falls
245. Harriet The Spy
246. Chicago
247. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
248. dead poets society
249. scary movie 2
250. pulp fiction
251. tommy boy
252. pi
253. Babydoll
254. My Fair Lady
255. The Whole Wide World
256. Some Like it Hot
257. Clue
258. Unbreakable
259. What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
260. Titus
261. The Bumblebee Flies Anyway
262. Return to Oz
263. Ichi the Killer
264. Party 7
265. Sharkskin Man and Peach Hip Girl
266. Bottle Rocket
267. Kikujiro
268. six string samurai
269. pinball summer (or pickup summer)
270. freeway
271. rules of attraction
272. meet the feebles
273. Visitor Q
274. Caligula
275. Desperate Living
276. Gummo
277. Happiness
278. Storytelling
279. Terror Toons
280. Dead Alive
281. Bully
282. Frida
282. Detroit Rock City
283. Monster
284. Welcome to the dollhouse
285. The Breakfast Club
286. KIDS
287. Julien Donkey-Boy
288. Eraserhead
289. Blue Velvet
288. Crumb
289. Shower
290. Almost Famous
291. 16 candles
292. Big
293. American Splendor
294. Swimming Pool
295.Reservoir Dogs
296.The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
297. Ferris Beuler's Day Off
298.Sanjuro
299.Auto-focus
300. P.U.N.K.S.
301. Shaolin Soccer
302. You Got Served
303. 50 First Dates
304. Along Came Polly
305. Mallrats
306. Freaky Friday
307. National Lampoon's Van Wilder
308. Bend it Like Beckham
309. Drumline
My 5:
310. The Man on the Train
311. Dark City
312. Brotherhood of the Wolf
313. The Gods must be Crazy
314. Amadeus
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Monday, February 02, 2004  
Hey all,
I just wanted to share this link with everyone because...well it speaks the truth from someone other than a UCLA student. Our band director sent us this link to a Michigan Band member's experience with the dreadful $UC band. (I'm in the library now and people think I'm nuts cause I laughed so hard at this) It's worth your while to read it and to appreciate the quality and class of bands such as UCLA and Michigan. Enjoy!
$UC Sucks
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