Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

  • Movies to See:
    Mission Impossible
    A Dangerous Method

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    The Life & Times of Tim

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    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin

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    El Camino

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    Newt Gingrich

  • Group of People to Despise:
    Fox & Friends


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Tuesday, August 12, 2003  
As many of you know, I recently went to UCLA orientation which, minus some very irritating roomates and leg cramps, was some of the best times I've had on a school campus in a while. It exposed to life at a college campus and the aura of being around so many people going to the same school. People sit down next to you and start talking to you and asking you questions about your major and where you're from. It's great. You have a clean slate. No one knows about your past incidents and past relationships with people. At BHHS, everyone was a hardass and the majority of them were freaking annoying. You've known these people for years and years and you wanna get away from a lot of them. At a massive college campus like UCLA, you make friends every day and have different experiences every day. A new era indeed, not only for academic aspirations, but evolution of your state of mind and outlook on the world.

Here is a picture of me, the Athiest, as Jesus, with my group. From left to right: Vanessa, Christina, Chris, Jesus, Tiffany, Lois, Kimberly, Nancy and our kickass O.C. Jamie.

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Sunday, August 10, 2003  
Yay! Despite my having to cancel my Eddie Izzard tickets cause of band camp they have added a tour date the day before band camp starts! Tix go on sale tomorrow at noon and I can't wait!

Just because youre profane doesnt mean youre not
hilarious. Youre the unique kind of joke
people remember for a long time.

Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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2:50 AM


Saturday, August 09, 2003  
A conceited idiot with class bitch! Only woodwinds would need to reassure themselves with an online quiz
You are a TRUMPET
You're a concieted idiot, enough said.

What Kind of Musical Instrument are You?
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The Trumpets are the Ruling Class...Why?...Because We Kick Ass
What Kind Of Musical Instrument Are You? *~pictures included~*

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Tuesday, August 05, 2003  
professor x
You are Professor X!

You are a very effective teacher, and you are very
committed to those who learn from you. You put
your all into everything you do, to some extent
because you fear failure more than anything
else. You are always seeking self-improvement,
even in areas where there is nothing you can do
to improve.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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5:39 PM


Friday, August 01, 2003  
One of the funniest conversations in ages
Background: James Ong, this peculiar Asian guy, IMs me a while ago asking me if I could do a demo with him. I thought that it was like a CD or something. What do I know? I agree and he asks for my phone number. I decided that I would not want crazy Asian guy calling I gave him Kevin's number. This was two weeks ago. Today I go to McDonalds with Ilana and low and behold Mr. Ong is there with some other guys. He freaks out and starts yelling at me about the whole situation. I, naturally, laugh my ass off and so do his companions. I proceed to leave. The following is the conversation I had with Kevin asking him if James ever called him.

PBeclair23: OMG
PBeclair23: did james ong call u
damian71202: OMG
damian71202: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
PBeclair23: HAHAHA
damian71202: YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!!!!
PBeclair23: i saw him at mcdonalds and he started yelling at me
PBeclair23: HAHAHA
damian71202: you know how long it took to get him of the phone?
damian71202: you arse
PBeclair23: whatd he say?!?!
damian71202: he was like...can i do a demo
PBeclair23: wtf!
damian71202: i'm like...i don't think soo...i won't be home
damian71202: he's's ok..i'll just do it with your mom
damian71202: OMG!!!!
PBeclair23: HAHAHA
damian71202: what the fuck
PBeclair23: he got so mad
PBeclair23: hhahaha
damian71202: you are such an ass
damian71202: i picked up the phone and he was like pasha?
damian71202: i was sooo confused
damian71202: i was like, "wtf?...what? is this...who?...james who?...oh-kaaaaay..."
PBeclair23: hahaha
damian71202: that was sooo evil
PBeclair23: i still dont understand what he wanted
PBeclair23: hes like who is kevin hindra...what the hell
damian71202: omg
damian71202: he's soo crackheaded
damian71202: he like...sells pots and pans or something
PBeclair23: HAHAHAHA
damian71202: and he wanted to do a demo...where he comes to your house and compare his pots and pans with yours....and tries to sell them to you
PBeclair23: no
PBeclair23: oops
damian71202: yes
PBeclair23: are u fucking serious
damian71202: why would i make it up?
PBeclair23: thats the funniest thing ive ever heard in my entire life
damian71202: how in the world would i make it up?
damian71202: it freaked me out sooooo much

4:02 AM


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