Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

  • Movies to See:
    Mission Impossible
    A Dangerous Method

  • TV Shows to Watch:
    The Life & Times of Tim

  • Book to Read:
    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin

  • Album to Listen to:
    The Black Keys
    El Camino

  • Person to Hate:
    Newt Gingrich

  • Group of People to Despise:
    Fox & Friends


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Mary's Website

Mary's Blog

Ravi's Blog

Lauren's Blog

Cheryl's LiveJournal

TV Squad

The Soup


Best Week Ever

The Chive

On Location Vacations

Cute Overload

Michael Moore's Blog

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Secular Coalition of America

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Machatz Self-Defense

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People of Walmart

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Japander: See Actors Embarrass Themselves Abroad

Landover Baptist Church: Jesus Loves You Sometimes

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Monday, June 30, 2003  

Master Chief, standing with a RAT Battle Rifle
You're the Master Chief. You don't start fights but
you can defend yourself, well enough. People
look at you as "unbreakable"

What Halo character are you?
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4:35 AM


Sunday, June 29, 2003  

My personality is rated 35.
What is yours?
quiz by

3:16 PM


ICE is your chinese symbol!

What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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3:52 AM


Wednesday, June 25, 2003  
First Batch of Graduation Pics
Our bitchin' crew! Alina my little toy, Me looking like a terrorist, disgusted Erica, Constipated Noah, Maddog Homie Ilana

The Tenacious Trio...Don't Mess

Good Buddies Are Hard to Come By...I Came by One Here

Trumpeters...Old and New...Always Kickass

The Bokarii and Me...Eerie non?

2:49 AM


Sunday, June 22, 2003  
You are CRUSH!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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10:44 PM


Thursday, June 19, 2003  

the jazzy bahsoun
Magic Number13
JobPorn Star
PersonalityA Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
Likely To WinA Nobel Prize
Me - In A WordDivine
Brought to you by MemeJack

Death becomes me as I drown in my own blood.

7:24 PM


Sunday, June 15, 2003  
I played video games, Halo, for the first time in months and it's beautiful.
I'm reading comics and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead of The Sound and the Fury and it's beautiful.
I spent 100 bucks on Eddie Izzard tickets without worrying if I'll have enough to pay for APs and it's beautiful.
I'm kicking back and not doing another English movie and it's beautiful.
I'm walking around in my boxers and a tank-top not studying for Calculus and it's beautiful.
I have no academic worries and it's beautiful.
I'm living free and it's beautful.
I'm glowing with hyper-activity and it's beautiful.
I'm alive and it's beautiful.

8:09 PM


Thursday, June 12, 2003  
Germany -
Despite a controversial recent history, it has had
a tough and powerful history. A modern-day
technological and cultural beacon, it is still
target to stereotypes and antiquited thoughts.


Technologically Advanced.

Culturally Admired.

Global Power.


Target of Historical Fervor.

Constant Struggle.

Funny-Looking Ethnic Clothing.

Which Country of the World are You?
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7:42 PM


Tuesday, June 10, 2003  

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

9:10 PM


Saturday, June 07, 2003 Oh yeah. Well, as many of you have noticed, I have not updated in eons...well a couple of weeks...but that's a hell of a long time. Disabled monitor and computer as well as sheer laziness helped contribute to the lack of updatage here, at THE JAZZY BAHSOUN. Anyway, enough excuses. Let's see....what has happened over these couple of weeks....I got my piss poor, go screw yourself housing offer from UCLA. Rieber Hall: Triple. After much deliberation, I decided to say "Thanks. But no thanks." I'll live at home a little longer then apply again and move out...out of my home...where I've lived for nine years...nine years that I have spent growing up, learning, evolving...Then again, evolution never ceases. It will continue in some shape or form, no matter what my surroundings are, no matter what people I encounter. Evolution is all a state of mind. Meanwhile, I've been trying to distract myself from life with life. You know the typical movies, movies, friends, friends, school, school. Which reminds me...when the hell did highschool start to end so fast? Why did no one notify me of this? *Zing Pow Boom Flash* It's June and you're being booted out on your ass. No more order and structure to depend on. Is that a good thing, bad thing, neutral thing? What? Life seems slow when you live it, but seems fast when you watch it from a distance. I can't seem to find a balance. Sometimes moments in life don't seem worth it, most of the time they are priceless. You've just got to step out of the life bubble for a break sometimes, breath in, breath out, look around, then walk right back in, because you never know when that bubble's gonna pop in your face, leaving only surprise and dismay and the debris surrounding you. Meanwhile, everyone else's bubble is bouncing around and having a jolly good time. You can't let yourself be the soul standing amidst the debris. Death is inevitable, but so is life. So make use of it and stop bitching about how much it sucks. It only sucks if you make it that way. I'm not a pessimist. I'm not an optimist. I'm a pessoptimist.
Yes. So this pessoptimist has some work to do before he goes optimizing his future. English major with aspirations to go to medical school while playing in the band? Sure, why not. It's these crazy things that make life worth living. I love to write and I want to be a physician. So I'll write and march my way off to medical school without a care. That's not very realistic now is it. The pessoptimist says, "If you're doing something now to screw yourself over in the future. Just wait until you get there and fix it. Don't go trying to fix it now, but keep it in the back of your head so it doesn't sneak up on you and bite your face off." Yeah, I'm a pessoptimist.

9:57 PM


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