Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

  • Movies to See:
    Mission Impossible
    A Dangerous Method

  • TV Shows to Watch:
    The Life & Times of Tim

  • Book to Read:
    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin

  • Album to Listen to:
    The Black Keys
    El Camino

  • Person to Hate:
    Newt Gingrich

  • Group of People to Despise:
    Fox & Friends


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Mary's Blog

Ravi's Blog

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Cheryl's LiveJournal

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The Soup


Best Week Ever

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Michael Moore's Blog

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Shit My Dad Says

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Landover Baptist Church: Jesus Loves You Sometimes

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UCLA Bruin Marching Band: The Solid Gold Sound

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Thursday, December 30, 2004  
Added Vegas Bowl pics to My Yahoo Photos....Have a gander if you so choose.

The link is under "Bitchin Links" as always.

EDIT: Also added new pics to the $C section of My Yahoo Photos

4:25 AM


Saturday, December 25, 2004  
I am changing my major and/or my future profession. I'm done with this pre-med misery.

Any suggestions?

EDIT: I'm gonna give it one more shot...

4:17 PM


Tuesday, December 21, 2004  
Watch the Pioneer Pure Vision Las Vegas Bowl Thursday night at 6:45 on ESPN
UCLA Bruins vs. Wyoming Cowboys

They're supposed to show the halftime shows for both bands since it's a bowl game so watch it! I dunno if we're doing anything exciting though..

See you all later this week or next week!

EDIT: To the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club March...but slower and depressing like.




Fucked again.

Fucked again.

We're always getting fucked without a reach a-round

So come along

and sing our song

and join in our mis-ery





1:31 AM


Wednesday, December 15, 2004  

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

2:09 PM


Sunday, December 12, 2004  
Does Anybody Else Love these Commercials as much as I do!?

Old Navy Grocery

Old Navy Cafe

Old Navy Bakery

Old Navy Attic

Old Navy Bowling Alley

Old Navy Pantry

I am going to marry the blonde caroler...yes I will.

4:55 PM


Saturday, December 11, 2004  
Post Fall Quarter Relief
I've been known to be a movie/TV freak and I continue the tradition by listing the movies I'd like to see before Winter Quarter commences in early January.
(These are in no particular order; italics indicate favored film to see)

Blade: Trinity

Life Aquatic
House of Flying Daggers
National Treasure
Meet the Fockers
Ocean's 12
A Very Long Engagement
The Aviator

That is all.

Still dying like a stud...

12:06 AM


Thursday, December 09, 2004  
Attack of the Quizzes!

You Are a New School Democrat

You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.

You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.

Smoking pot and gambling are all okay in your book.

You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.

You Are From the Sun

Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!

4:04 AM


Wednesday, December 08, 2004  
Since it's Virtually the End of Marching Season...
I thought I'd post a couple pics from the band photo album. I'm gonna upload $C pics onto Yahoo Photos soon. Till then...

UCLA Trumpets 2004

Craig Bragg Dancing During the Team Entrance Last Saturday

Under the GIANT American Flag at the WSU Game...I didn't get to boogy under the flag...I was shaking it up at the edge of the flag

The Entry Line Tunnel for the Team at the $C Game...That's me on the 15 Yard Line

A Group Horn Pic with a Couple Trumpets at Cal...I didn't realize they were taking a picture....God DAMN I'm tanned

And finally the bitchinest pic EVAR...During the trumpet feature in El Toro Caliente...That's me going WILD MATRIX STYLE on the 50 yard line

Here's to the VEGAS BOWL in two weeks!

6:32 PM


Monday, December 06, 2004  
What in the Hell??!?

Creeptastic eBay Auction


8:16 PM


Sunday, December 05, 2004  
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a12
your best quality isyoure a sweetheart
your worst quality isyou start conflicts alot
this is becauseyoure unique
Quiz created with MemeGen!

5:21 PM


Saturday, December 04, 2004  
The SOLID...Gold Sound
Behold all...the glory of...US

CBS News Segment on the UCLA Bruin Marching Band!!

Just click on "CALIFORNIA DREAMS: UCLA Marching Band." And if you'd like, you can click on the other California Dreams story about the parapalegic band across town. Enjoy!

Dut DUT duhduh dut DUT duhduh DUT GO BRUINS!!

1:56 AM


Friday, December 03, 2004  
Mauvaise Haleine
I've had this annoyingly bizarre taste in my mouth for the past two days. I've had about two dozen Altoids, five or six cranberry Ricolas and regular meals and it will not go away. It could be my cold dying...and then moving into my mouth....but it's severly irritating. Jesus christ.

Don't forget to watch the aMazing comeback of the Bruins against the used condoms tomorrow at 1:30 pm on ABC.

A more meaningful post soon...I promise.

4:13 PM


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