Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

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    by George R.R. Martin

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    Fox & Friends


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Tuesday, March 30, 2004  
Settle down children...Yes it is me...once more...You haven't seen me around these parts for quite some time....But I have returned with a vengence....

Was that melodramatic enough? I think it was bitchin...Anywho...In celebration of this thing we call Spring Break I have decided to have a "Nature Post."
"What's a nature post sir?"
I'll tell you, by golly. For the past couple of weeks I've been taking pictures of several natural wonders here in our industrial backyard. Some may not find them to be wonders...The truth is you're probably right. In any case I'm going to post them to share with you...the viewers.

After the rainstorm a while back there was a double rainbow visible from my roof. Just when I went up a slight drizzle began once more.

Outside my window there are peculiar fruits that these green parrots like to indulge themselves in. Now, what are parrots doing in the middle of Los Angeles? I hear that in the 80s a boat was bringing a horde of these little green guys in. The boat somehow sank and the birds got loose and bred throughout this area. It's a romantic story, even if it's not true.

I always end up with a surreal picture in every matter what I'm photographing.

Now behold nature at it's most resilient: Ants fighting for their own survival by invading someone else's domain....Selfish sons of bitches.

Going out to water the plants on the balcony while my mother was out, I stumbled upon these two little guys.

The mother comes to their side.

I've always been an ass-man....

I hope you enjoyed that and I hope it brings you to appreciate nature more...and if not, just realize that it tastes better fried, grilled, baked....hell it tastes great any which way you like it.

6:36 PM


Sunday, March 28, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Hope is a waking dream.

3:51 AM


Monday, March 22, 2004  
I am the Master of the Universe!
Magister Mundi sum!
"I am the Master of the Universe!"
You are full of yourself, but you're so cool you
probably deserve to be. Rock on.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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10:40 PM


Sunday, March 21, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
A moment of clarity gives you inner strength like none other.

4:14 AM


Saturday, March 20, 2004  
Ants ain't got no respect for a man's candy.
Chemistry ain't got no respect for a man's life.
Chinese people upstairs ain't got no respect for anything.
I ain't got no respect for all the above.
'Nuff said.

7:07 PM


Revelation of the Night:
Sometimes a little exposure to the past can renew your will for the future.

4:12 AM


Thursday, March 18, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

11:53 PM


Tuesday, March 16, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Complete darkness has an incredible likeness to complete peace.

12:36 AM


Monday, March 15, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Sometimes dreams are so vivid and so real (not THAT type of dream you pervs) that sometimes it's better to stay in limbo, dreaming what may or may not happen in reality.

12:31 AM


Saturday, March 13, 2004  
Ok Austrailian kid was pissing me off so I decided to do what I do best....fuck with him....and OOOOHHHH was it fun!!!!!
Note: For those of you blasphemous ones who haven't been keeping up on my updates, Austrailian kid is this 13 yr old kid who decided to befriend me on the boards and is now stalking me.

James: Hello, Maverick Hunter. Man, are you alway online like this?
PBeclair23: im not maverick hunter
PBeclair23: im cosmic73
James: Oh, sorry.
James: I'm a little tired, that's all.
PBeclair23: i see
James: I just got back from a amusement park, that's all.
James: Been on every rides.
James: So, how are you? Fine?
PBeclair23: yes i am fine
PBeclair23: what kind of amusement park
James: Good for you.
James: What are you doing now? Exploring the site?
PBeclair23: im watching a dvd's special features
James: What movie?
PBeclair23: open range
James: Oh, I see.
James: I have to go now, cosmic73. I'll see you next time, mate.
James: ;-) Bye.
PBeclair23: alrighty mate
PBeclair23: bye
PBeclair23: :-!
James: What's that emoticon for?
PBeclair23: i dunno
James: :-$
PBeclair23: whats it for?
James: Okay. See you.
James: Nothing. Just curious.
PBeclair23: ure in austrailia
PBeclair23: i dont think ill be seeing u
James: Yep.
James: I know. I mean online.
James: Duh.
PBeclair23: oh ok
James: ;-)
PBeclair23: FINE
PBeclair23: just neglect me
James: Bye for now. lol
PBeclair23: for now...
PBeclair23: when you least EXPECT IT
James: What do you mean?
PBeclair23: i dunno
PBeclair23: what dyou mean
James: Don't worry about it. Goodbye.
PBeclair23: but i will worry
PBeclair23: how can u tell me to not worry?!
James: lol
James: I can. I just did.
PBeclair23: ure so mean
PBeclair23: how could u??
James: I'm mean? Hey, I was nominated for the Nicest Poster on CD.
PBeclair23: its all a SHAM
James: Okokok, I'm soooooooo sorrrrry.
PBeclair23: ure making me weep here
James: Can you forgive me or are you just kidding me?
James: No?
PBeclair23: u done hurt me deep
James: :'(
James: I'm crying me a river...
PBeclair23: im crying me 8 rivers
James: What eight?
PBeclair23: thats the nile, colorodo...and more
PBeclair23: i cant think of any other rivers
James: Hahahahahahahah. That's funny.
James: I'm going now... for real.
James: No.
PBeclair23: just plunge the dagger into me
PBeclair23: deep
James: ;-)
James: I won't. You're my friend.
PBeclair23: dont wink at me like nothings wrong
James: You're First World cool.
PBeclair23: ...i dont know what that means
James: Then don't try to know.
James: hehehehehehe
PBeclair23: fine
PBeclair23: just
PBeclair23: just go
PBeclair23: i cant take this anymore
James: What's the matter?
James: Aren't you my friend anymore?
James: ...
PBeclair23: ure just so abusive
James: Abusive? How can you say that?
James: :'(
PBeclair23: u verbally slap me
James: :'(
James: I'm going now...
PBeclair23: ouch
PBeclair23: it bleeds
James: Me too. You stabbed me where you wanted...
PBeclair23: not before YOU stabbed me
James: And then you stabbed me.
James: Wait. Shade_13 won't be online for days because he will be under a knife.
James: Nasty, isn't it?
PBeclair23: we all bleed
PBeclair23: did u stab him too?
PBeclair23: god ure on a rampage
James: No.
James: He had to go to an operation for something.
PBeclair23: yeah cause u stabbed him
PBeclair23: he told me
James: Find a thread called 'OT: wish me luck guys'.
PBeclair23: he was like "hey cosmic....this nightwolverine is a psycho...he stabbed me in the liver"
PBeclair23: and i was like whoah dude stay away from him
James: Read the thread and you'll understand that I didn't stab him.
James: What? Are you serious?
PBeclair23: yeah
PBeclair23: like yesterday
James: Come on. You didn't mean what you said.
James: I am giving you three chances to stop this instant.
PBeclair23: 3?
PBeclair23: why 3
James: Why not two?
PBeclair23: ill give myself 2
PBeclair23: no no make that 17
PBeclair23: ok chance 1
PBeclair23: nope
PBeclair23: chance 2
PBeclair23: nope
James: One. Are you going to stop this instant and be nice?
PBeclair23: chance 3
PBeclair23: maybe
PBeclair23: no
PBeclair23: chance 4
James: Two. Are you going to stop this instant and be nice?
PBeclair23: im just not sure anymore
James: Three...
PBeclair23: are u gonna stab me again!?!?!?
James: Please, don't make me do this.
PBeclair23: DONT DO IT
James: Are you going to stop this instant and be nice?
James: =o NightWolverine007
James: Oops.
James: Testing...
PBeclair23: STABBING
PBeclair23: OW
PBeclair23: OW
James: No. I don't even have a knife.
PBeclair23: cause u put it away
PBeclair23: ure hiding the evidence
James: Are you drunk?
PBeclair23: im drunk....ON LIFE
James: *DRINK* have a drink.
PBeclair23: dont offer me any drinks!
PBeclair23: ure underage!!
James: It's just green goo.
James: *STOP* Stop this instant.
PBeclair23: green?
PBeclair23: dude what have u been doing
James: Yeah.
James: What?
James: Talk to you later.
PBeclair23: or sooner
Previous message was not received by 206552301 because of error: User 206552301 is not available.

2:05 AM


Friday, March 12, 2004  
Factoid of the Night:
The MTA stands for The Motherfucking Toxic Assholes....You heard me.

12:19 AM


Thursday, March 11, 2004  

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Fraggle Rock
G.I. Joe
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Secret World of Alex Mack
Nightmare Before Christmas
Welcome Freshman
Space Cases
The Muppet Show
Muppet Babies
Eureka's Castle
Salute Your Shorts
Legends of the Hidden Temple
You Can't Do That On Television
What Would You Do?
Double Dare
Rocko's Modern Life
Ren and Stimpy
Clarissa Explains It All
Pee Wee's Playhouse
The Torklesons
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Stick Stickley Write to me, Stick Stickley, PO Box 963, NYC, NY State, 10108
Angry Beavers
Sponge Bob
Hey Arnold!
AAH! Real Monsters
Tiny Toons
Pinky and the Brain
The Babysitter's Club
Gullah Gullah Island
Richard Scarry
Dumbo's Circus
Ocean Girl
Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
Snick Snacks
Koala Yummies
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Nick Magazine
The Goonies
Ernest Movies
Radio Flyer
Disney Watchers
Adventures in Wonderland
Homeward Bound
The Adventures of Yellow Dog
Milo and Otis
Neverending Story
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
The Lion King
101 Dalmations
The Secret Garden
Pete's Dragon
Hocus Pocus
Secret of Roan Inish
Land Before Time
Fern Gully
Secret of NIMH
Gummi Bears
Care Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Little Princess
My Little Pony
Black Beauty
Rainbow Brite
Lady Lovely Locks
Don't Wake Daddy!
Don't Break the Ice
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Tinker Toys
The castles that made tea sets
Polly Pocket
Hypercolor T-Shirts
Lite Brite
Sky Dancers
Side Ponytails
Saddle Shoes
Beanie Babies
Tamagotchies (and gigapets)
Choose Your Own Adventure
Magic Attic Club
American Girl
Island of the Blue Dolphin
Saved By The Bell
Full House
Step By Step
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Boy Meets World
Mork and Mindy
Eerie Indiana
Third Rock From The Sun
Tracey Ullman Show
Growing Pains
Felix The Cat: The Movie
The Last Unicorn
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Home Improvement
Tom and Huck
My Brother and Me
Keenan and Kel
Inspector Gadget
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Power Rangers
Hot Wheels
Creepy Crawlers
Easy Bake Oven
Flower Making Kits
Wild and Crazy Kids
Playdough McDonald's Sets
Rainbow Fish
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
Bailey School Kids
Wayside School
Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
Boxcar Kids
Ramona Quimby
Amber Brown
Roald Dahl
Allegra's Window
3-2-1 Contact

Such powerful nostalgia, eh?

2:43 AM


Revelation of the Night:
Even the most lost can be found if they have a helping hand to pull them out of their slum.

2:13 AM


Tuesday, March 09, 2004  
I...I put enough quarters....I gave myself...enough time...I learned my lesson...I did...I learned my lesson...It wasn't minute past my due I was stricken....stricken down...Now I lie defeated and bewildered....I can't....can't. Death becomes me.
2:10 PM


Revelation of the Night:
Welcome to Paradise; a flawed paradise of anguish and love, a paradise of darkness and light, a paradise that is real.

3:05 AM


Monday, March 08, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Hell hath no fury like the family

1:04 AM


Saturday, March 06, 2004  
Quote from Bill Maher's Monologue from "Real Time with Bill Maher" on HBO
"You know John Ashcroft has been hospitalized. Yes, he's in intensive care with a pancreatic infection. Doctors are perplexed because he's not a drinker...but experts say it could be an infection from wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights."

4:02 PM


Revelation of the Night:
Music can help soothe the soul...especially during a test...unfortunately, some may take your noble attempt at soul-healing as trivial cheating.

3:10 AM


Friday, March 05, 2004  
Small Excerpt from Bill Maher on Larry King Live that Everyone Should Think About

Caller: Hi Bill. You seem to know quite a bit about the bible. I was just wondering if you could reconsider your faith!

Bill Maher: I do have faith. I believe there is a God. I just don't believe he's a God who needs all the bells and whistles religious people think he seems to need to get attention. And I do have faith. I have faith in the very good brain that whatever God there is gave me. And that brain, unfortunately, is unable, like any human's brain, to ascertain the answers to certain cosmic questions like how we got here and what happens when we die. And I admit those questions are scary. But the answer is to not make up stories about it.

9:46 PM


It never ends...

James Chiraphat: Whoa, that's like four or five o'clock in the morning at American, man, and you're not even asleep yet.
James Chiraphat: Excuse me, cosmic73? Are you there?
James Chiraphat: I'll take that as a no, cosmic73.
James Chiraphat: Catch you later.
James Chiraphat: ;-)
James Chiraphat: Hey, cosmic73. How're you doing? My guess is okay. The computer is going to say 'Bite me, grandma' again, won't it?

Auto response from PBeclair23: Hell hath no fury like the family.

James Chiraphat: Oh, I see.
James Chiraphat: You changed it!
James Chiraphat: Hello, cosmic73.
James Chiraphat: You there?

Fucking Wallabies..

7:15 PM


Revelation of the Night:
Throughout life, we encounter the most vile and, many times, insane people...but in retrospect, they make us feel a whole lot better about ourselves.

2:47 AM


Followup to previous post:
Here's the response from wallaby boy after I tried explaining to him what happened in that "convo":

Oh, thanks for the information about your computer and I am not thinking that you insulted me last time when I talked to you online. I just thought it was a joke. You can make the computer message to someone when you're not online? How did you do that, man?

By the way, you are my friend now and I am your friend now. Just be cool and act cool. When the computer said that, I actually thought that you want me to bite my grandma. How funny is that, man?


Where the crap do I find these people? Seriously...Tell me

12:34 AM


Thursday, March 04, 2004  
Being a member of, I encounter several characters on the boards of the site. I make many friends on the site, mainly through reading the numerous scripts on the site. One such person, a 13 year old boy from Austrailia (who is apparently very excited to have so many older friends online) decides to get an AIM account to chat more with his buddies. The following is an attempt by him to instant message me today while I was in class.

James Chiraphat: Hey, I was wondering what your first name is, so I can call you easily. My first is James.
Auto response from PBeclair23: Bite me grandma!
James Chiraphat: Bite you?
James Chiraphat: :-James Chiraphat: Hello, cosmic73? Are you there?
James Chiraphat: Well, I have to go to school now, so I might be on the site over there.
James Chiraphat: I'll catch you later, cosmic73.
James Chiraphat: Am I a grandma?
James Chiraphat: This is NightWolverine007
James Chiraphat: See you later.

Suffice it to say, I don't think this kid is in any honors programs down under....Fucking kangaroos.

9:32 PM


1:08 AM


Revelation of the Night:
People who are high on cocaine and other narcotics can drive people away...sometimes even the bus driver.

1:07 AM


Wednesday, March 03, 2004  
Revelation of Two Days Absence:
In absence of access to internet, one of two things follows: a chance to have insight into your own life for once....or insanity.

1:20 PM


Monday, March 01, 2004  
Revelation of the Night:
Victory is a dish best served HOT!!

12:15 AM


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