Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

  • Movies to See:
    Mission Impossible
    A Dangerous Method

  • TV Shows to Watch:
    The Life & Times of Tim

  • Book to Read:
    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin

  • Album to Listen to:
    The Black Keys
    El Camino

  • Person to Hate:
    Newt Gingrich

  • Group of People to Despise:
    Fox & Friends


Bitchin Links

Blogs and Writers of Note

Mary's Website

Mary's Blog

Ravi's Blog

Lauren's Blog

Cheryl's LiveJournal

TV Squad

The Soup


Best Week Ever

The Chive

On Location Vacations

Cute Overload

Michael Moore's Blog

Joel Stein Columns

Maureen Dowd Columns

Secular Coalition of America

Richard Dawkins

Personal Stuff

My Facebook

My Twitter

My YouTube Videos

My DVD Collection

My Books

Machatz Self-Defense

For Politics and Political Satire

The Huffington Post


The Daily Beast

The Onion

The Colbert Nation


The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

For Entertainment

Ain't It Cool News


Rotten Tomatoes

DVD Active

Movie Stinger


The Daily Wav

Movie Mistakes

For Humor and Other Things

HuffPost Comedy

Funny or Die

The Lonely Island

Shit My Dad Says

F My Life

Daily Python

College Humor

Super Mario Crossover

People of Walmart

E-Mails from an Asshole

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

God Checker

Church Sign Maker

Strong Bad Email

Japander: See Actors Embarrass Themselves Abroad

Landover Baptist Church: Jesus Loves You Sometimes

For Bruins

The Daily Bruin

Bruins Nation

Bruin Basketball Report

UCLA Bruin Marching Band: The Solid Gold Sound

The REAL $UC Application

Old Stuff

March 2003

April 2003

May 2003

June 2003

July 2003

August 2003

September 2003

October 2003

November 2003

December 2003

January 2004

February 2004

March 2004

April 2004

May 2004

June 2004

July 2004

August 2004

September 2004

October 2004

November 2004

December 2004

January 2005

February 2005

March 2005

April 2005

May 2005

June 2005

July 2005

August 2005

September 2005

October 2005

November 2005

December 2005

January 2006

February 2006

March 2006

April 2006

May 2006

June 2006

July 2006

August 2006

September 2006

October 2006

November 2006

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

September 2007

November 2007

January 2008

March 2008

April 2008

May 2008

June 2008

July 2008

August 2008

September 2008

October 2008

November 2008

December 2008

January 2009

February 2009

March 2009

April 2009

May 2009

June 2009

July 2009

August 2009

September 2009

October 2009

November 2009

December 2009

January 2010

February 2010

March 2010

April 2010

June 2010

August 2010

November 2010

December 2010

February 2011

April 2011

May 2011

July 2011


Monday, March 31, 2003  
A few college responses today. One, not new news, Northwestern rejection. Two, Vassar rejected. (Woe is me) And finally, the only out of state college I cared about, Emory, acceptance, thank you very much....Killed some more ants...Watched Six Feet Under and Ed that I taped, two shows which I highly recommend. Still have to watch Boomtown, another fantastic show...Bye all
7:06 PM


Ants are so stupid. If you draw a line, circle, perimeter of chalk somewhere, they will not cross it. Why not? Any creature who's scared of chalk should be dead already. And another thing, how have ants survived for so long? The Bengal Tiger is endangered, but these shitfobrains ants thrive. This world is retarded and this is is just one of the reasons for it. On a lighter note, I'm going to die in six days because I watched "The Ring" yesterday and on the dvd they have the actual video thing...cweepy...Oh well...
12:41 AM


Sunday, March 30, 2003  
I've done it!...I've written in HTML...Woo
1:22 AM




posted by Me on Tuesday

1:17 AM


Northwestern: Rejected....Oh whatever shall I do....That's right....Not caring works...
1:16 AM


Saturday, March 29, 2003  
This quiz must be accurate cause I am 50% persian...Dats funny shiite...
12:28 AM


I scored a 50% on the "HOW PERSIAN ARE YOU" Quizie! What about you?
12:27 AM


Friday, March 28, 2003  
God friggin damn my I'm about to turn left on Hamilton (my street)...I have to pee, I'm hungry, I'm tired, I've been at school since 6:45....I just wanted to go home...And what happens! My car decides to turn off....and not come back on...Right next to my apartment building...Just my luck...That's like having a 3.84 gpa when you need a 3.9 to get in to a on my mind...Ok, so great...I have this guy next to me who asked me for a ride and is the most annoying creature ever...and we're stuck in a Jetta...While idiot Persian moms and oblivious Koreans are honking at me, I'm calling Triple A to get my ass towed to the gas station..."Sir, this is a priority call since you are blocking traffic. So the driver will be there in 10 min." Oh ok. Unfortunately I was not aware that 10 min. in Triple A time meant 45 min. So, I'm stuck in my car in the middle of the two busiest streets in LA (Wilshire and La Cienega), listening to KCRW talk about the war (which made my problem seem small...but c'mon) and diverting traffic via obscene hand gestures. So, this really pissed off Filipino guy arrives and tows me...On the way to the gas station he's complaining about, and I quote, "These fuckin people are so fuckin stupid...why do I have to tow every mother fuckin person in Beverly Hills. I've gots a cold, I ain't even eatin my fucking lunch...Sheet...Don't laugh boy...It's not funny." "Sorry man...." So we arrive at the gas station and Milt the gas station guy, who wasn't half bad, tells me it should cost max a couple hundred bucks to fix my inverse fan rotator belt or some shit like that. So I have to empty my car (backpack, trumpet, dirty pe clothes etc.) and walk three blocks over to my apartment...Oh, and next week we have to move out for 3 days cause they're gonna fumigate the building...for termites...I haven't seen one god freakin damn piece of shit termite...ever..... Yeah, so happy weekend to all who did not have their car stall...Oh and did I mention that I got rejected from Berkeley? Yeah, I got rejected from Berkeley. ADMISSION DENIED...assholes....Ok, so I'm going to go wallow in my defeat now...Fare thee well.
8:33 PM


Thursday, March 27, 2003  
Heysus Christo! I have no friggin clue how to post links....HTML Incompetent...Right here...Nice ta meet ya...
11:01 PM


Yeah...So this is my blog...Ummm....So....Ants....Ants are annoying....and so are those milkduds...yeah because they stick to your teeth and if you have fillings they pull them out...Ummm...yeah....rejections from colleges suck major camel rectum too because like the UCs are the most random sons of mothers...They roll the dice on a person's future without ever reconsidering...I mean, some people don't deserve to get in...But, others do...It just goes to show you that you can go to Cal State South Central LA I'm Gonna Shoot You and you can still be successful....
9:16 PM


This page is powered by Blogger.Humor Blog Top Sites