The Jazzy Bahsoun

Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

Behavioral Therapist
MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

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Saturday, March 13, 2004
Ok Austrailian kid was pissing me off so I decided to do what I do best....fuck with him....and OOOOHHHH was it fun!!!!!
Note: For those of you blasphemous ones who haven't been keeping up on my updates, Austrailian kid is this 13 yr old kid who decided to befriend me on the countingdown.com boards and is now stalking me.
Enjoy.

James: Hello, Maverick Hunter. Man, are you alway online like this?
PBeclair23: im not maverick hunter
PBeclair23: im cosmic73
James: Oh, sorry.
James: I'm a little tired, that's all.
PBeclair23: i see
James: I just got back from a amusement park, that's all.
James: Been on every rides.
James: So, how are you? Fine?
PBeclair23: yes i am fine
PBeclair23: what kind of amusement park
James: Good for you.
James: What are you doing now? Exploring the site?
PBeclair23: im watching a dvd's special features
James: What movie?
PBeclair23: open range
James: Oh, I see.
James: I have to go now, cosmic73. I'll see you next time, mate.
James: ;-) Bye.
PBeclair23: alrighty mate
PBeclair23: bye
PBeclair23: :-!
James: What's that emoticon for?
PBeclair23: i dunno
James: :-$
PBeclair23: whats it for?
James: Okay. See you.
James: Nothing. Just curious.
PBeclair23: ure in austrailia
PBeclair23: i dont think ill be seeing u
James: Yep.
James: I know. I mean online.
James: Duh.
PBeclair23: oh ok
James: ;-)
PBeclair23: FINE
PBeclair23: just neglect me
James: Bye for now. lol
PBeclair23: for now...
PBeclair23: when you least EXPECT IT
James: What do you mean?
PBeclair23: i dunno
PBeclair23: what dyou mean
James: Don't worry about it. Goodbye.
PBeclair23: but i will worry
PBeclair23: how can u tell me to not worry?!
James: lol
James: I can. I just did.
PBeclair23: ure so mean
PBeclair23: how could u??
James: I'm mean? Hey, I was nominated for the Nicest Poster on CD.
PBeclair23: its all a SHAM
James: Okokok, I'm soooooooo sorrrrry.
PBeclair23: ure making me weep here
James: Can you forgive me or are you just kidding me?
James: No?
PBeclair23: u done hurt me deep
James: :'(
James: I'm crying me a river...
PBeclair23: im crying me 8 rivers
James: What eight?
PBeclair23: thats the nile, colorodo...and more
PBeclair23: i cant think of any other rivers
James: Hahahahahahahah. That's funny.
PBeclair23: U FIND MY SADDNESS FUNNY?!?!!
James: I'm going now... for real.
James: No.
PBeclair23: just plunge the dagger into me
PBeclair23: deep
James: ;-)
James: I won't. You're my friend.
PBeclair23: dont wink at me like nothings wrong
James: You're First World cool.
PBeclair23: ...i dont know what that means
James: Then don't try to know.
James: hehehehehehe
PBeclair23: fine
PBeclair23: just
PBeclair23: just go
PBeclair23: i cant take this anymore
James: What's the matter?
James: Aren't you my friend anymore?
James: ...
PBeclair23: ure just so abusive
James: Abusive? How can you say that?
James: :'(
PBeclair23: u verbally slap me
James: :'(
James: I'm going now...
PBeclair23: ouch
PBeclair23: it bleeds
James: Me too. You stabbed me where you wanted...
PBeclair23: not before YOU stabbed me
PBeclair23: ouch...sharp
James: And then you stabbed me.
James: Wait. Shade_13 won't be online for days because he will be under a knife.
James: Nasty, isn't it?
PBeclair23: we all bleed
PBeclair23: did u stab him too?
PBeclair23: god ure on a rampage
James: No.
James: He had to go to an operation for something.
PBeclair23: yeah cause u stabbed him
PBeclair23: he told me
James: Find a thread called 'OT: wish me luck guys'.
PBeclair23: he was like "hey cosmic....this nightwolverine is a psycho...he stabbed me in the liver"
PBeclair23: and i was like whoah dude stay away from him
James: Read the thread and you'll understand that I didn't stab him.
James: What? Are you serious?
PBeclair23: yeah
PBeclair23: like yesterday
James: Come on. You didn't mean what you said.
James: I am giving you three chances to stop this instant.
PBeclair23: 3?
PBeclair23: why 3
James: Why not two?
PBeclair23: ill give myself 2
PBeclair23: no no make that 17
PBeclair23: ok chance 1
PBeclair23: nope
PBeclair23: chance 2
PBeclair23: nope
James: One. Are you going to stop this instant and be nice?
PBeclair23: chance 3
PBeclair23: maybe
PBeclair23: no
PBeclair23: chance 4
James: Two. Are you going to stop this instant and be nice?
PBeclair23: im just not sure anymore
James: Three...
PBeclair23: are u gonna stab me again!?!?!?
PBeclair23: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
PBeclair23: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
James: Please, don't make me do this.
PBeclair23: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
PBeclair23: DONT DO IT
James: Are you going to stop this instant and be nice?
PBeclair23: I AM BEING NICE
James: =o NightWolverine007
PBeclair23: IM TRYING TO SAVE THE LIVES OF INNOCENT PEOPLE
James: Oops.
James: Testing...
PBeclair23: STABBING
PBeclair23: OW
PBeclair23: OW
James: No. I don't even have a knife.
PBeclair23: cause u put it away
PBeclair23: ure hiding the evidence
James: Are you drunk?
PBeclair23: im drunk....ON LIFE
James: *DRINK* have a drink.
PBeclair23: dont offer me any drinks!
PBeclair23: ure underage!!
James: It's just green goo.
James: *STOP* Stop this instant.
PBeclair23: green?
PBeclair23: dude what have u been doing
James: Yeah.
James: What?
James: Talk to you later.
PBeclair23: or sooner
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