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  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA




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    by George R.R. Martin


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Thursday, April 29, 2004  
It's Survey Time
>-- Righty or Lefty : Righty
>-- Zodiac Sign : Leo...Rarrr
>-- Innie or Outtie : Innie
>-- Music : Almost anything...especially Big Band and Swing
>-- Color: Sky Blue or Deep Blue
>-- Slushy Flavor: Rasberry Iced Tea..I can't find this ANYWHERE anymore
>-- TV Show: Sopranos, 24, Alias, Smallville, ER, Survivor, Joan of Arcadia, Scrubs and more
>-- Font: Baskerville Old Face
>-- Song: Woke up this Morning (Sopranos theme)
>-- Book: Da Vinci Code, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Harry Potter, James Bond
>-- Children's Book: Little Critter, Berenstein Bears...nostalgia
>-- Language: English, French, Persian (not perfect) and aspirations of Italian
>-- Food: Steak and shrimp. Bacon in the mornin.
>-- Beverage: Lemon Iced Tea, Cherry Coke, fruit punch, mango juice
>-- Subject in School: As of now? Calculus. Usually? English
>-- Weekend Activity: Study...if not...TV, video games, kung fu and moooovies.
>-- Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies n' Cream and Mint Chocolate Chip
>-- Roller Coaster: VIPER
>-- Fast Food Restaurant: Pinks all the way
>-- Animal: Parakeets
>-- Number: 73
>-- Favorite movie: Dark City, LOTR, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Usual Suspects, Minority Report, Kill Bills and much much more.
>-- Actor/Actress: Jack Nicholson/Jennifer Garner
>-- Hobby: Trumpet, writing, reading
>-- Breakfast Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Blueberry Morning
>-- Your most overused phrase on aol: omg
>-- The first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning : This day is gonna blow...so hard
>-- The last image/thought you go to sleep with : The probability function is....Variance is....fuck it all
>-- The first feature you notice in the oppsite sex: 1st? Well if I'm looking at them wouldn't it be the face? You're weird
>-- The wussiest sport : Bowling
>-- Your best feature : Hair some days, hands and eyes? I can't judge me
>-- Your bedtime : With school: 11:30-midnight. Not school: Whenever the fuck
>-- Your greatest fear : Loss of family. Failure. Bees
>-- Your greatest accomplishment : Getting into UCLA
>-- Your most missed memory : My childhood
>-- In your cd player now?: In my car cd player I have Miles Davis: Kind of Blue
>-- Your favorite car?: Was 2002 Bonneville. Is Vanquish
>-- On your buddy list?: 12 + 12 + 41 + 10 +2 = 77 (no calculator used!)
>-- Take a shower everyday? : Yes unless I'm staying at home...then it's bum mode
>-- Want to go to college : Well I don't wanna go to class....oh...you mean...oh...well I'm there.
>-- Type with your fingers on the right keys? : Most of the time...if I'm on my Natural Keyboard Plus
>-- Have any tattoos/where?: None/nowhere
>-- Have any piercings/where? I cut myself last week
>-- Get motion sickness? : Nerp
>-- Think you're a health freak? : I'm a hypchondriac at times
>-- Like thunderstorms? : Hell yeah...except when it leaks...that friggin blows
>-- Drink?: Jah
>-- Number and Names of Children : 0/ Flaubert, Bill, Awesoma, Cromatid...oh...my children...not in general...none
>-- Where do you see yourself at age 20? : Alive
>-- How do you want to die? Death is not an option
>-- What do you want to be when you grow up? : Psychiatrist by day, writer by night
>-- What country would you most like to visit?: For the 1st time, Spain. Again, Italy/France
>-- Best articles of clothing? : Uuuuh....shirts
>-- What's on your mouse pad?: Guess models...hottt
>-- What color is your bedroom carpet? : Persian
>-- If you were to own a bar or restaurant what would you name it?: Bar, THE ABYSS. Restaurant, THE PASHA
>-- Have you ever run from the cops?: I don't run on the street......mostly
>-- If you were stranded on a desert island and you could only take three objects: A helicopter, a "How to Fly a Helicopter" Manual and some peanuts for the flight back.
>-- If there was a movie made of your life, who would play you?: Johnny Depp. You betcha.
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