The Jazzy Bahsoun

Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

Behavioral Therapist
MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog

Movies to See:
Mission Impossible
Haywire
Shame
A Dangerous Method
Underworld:Awakening

TV Shows to Watch:
Portlandia
The Life & Times of Tim

Book to Read:
Game of Thrones
by George R.R. Martin

Album to Listen to:
The Black Keys
El Camino

Person to Hate:
Newt Gingrich

Group of People to Despise:
Fox & Friends

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Blogs and Writers of Note

Mary's Website

Mary's Blog

Ravi's Blog

Lauren's Blog

Cheryl's LiveJournal

TV Squad

The Soup

Cracked

Best Week Ever

The Chive

On Location Vacations

Cute Overload

Michael Moore's Blog

Joel Stein Columns

Maureen Dowd Columns

Secular Coalition of America

Richard Dawkins

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My Books

Machatz Self-Defense

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The Huffington Post

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Politico

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The Onion

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Truthdig

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Ain't It Cool News

IGN

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AdTunes

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Shit My Dad Says

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People of Walmart

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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

God Checker

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Strong Bad Email

Japander: See Actors Embarrass Themselves Abroad

Landover Baptist Church: Jesus Loves You Sometimes

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Tuesday, April 06, 2004
My computer....nay....my room....is against me. My shelf collapses when I'm trying to get digital cable installed (yes the big freakin thing against my wall) and to add insult to injury, my computer crashes. Don't download movies. I got a nasty virus from a download and it was very...very bad. After 98 pulled muscles, 9 hours and mother's help, the shelves are back up..for now. (6.4 earthquake in the next 5 months...thanks UCLA scientists) However, my surround sound is working infinitely better than before since I reinstalled it...Gunfire behind me during Halo...Awesomeness. I now i have over 200 channels which is very nice, probably not so nice since the new quarter just started. I got my computer fixed but it's perplexing me...there are 2 harddrives on it now...and...it's just weird. Here's an exerpt from the warning I got from my computer before it died. I took a skillfull picture of it which I'll post for your benefit, I think. (why skillfull you ask? Because the warning flashes a quarter of a second before it restarts itself...timed digital photography...thank you very much) "Dumping of physical memory....Physical memory dump complete" WTF?!! TAKE A PEPTO BISMOL YOU STUPID MACHINE!!!.....Anyway, the new quarter commences. I forsee much work this quarter especially because of chemistry lab. (Although I will like having a labcoat..) Death shall not become me. I shall persevere.

I haven't done one of these in a while.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"We can use equation 10 to calculate the energy separation between two neighboring levels with quantum numbers n and n+1"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My mini fridge

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Ellen Show

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
4:20 pm

5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
4:30 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV and my stuffed nose

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking to the bank to deposit money

8. Before you came to this Web site, what did you look at?
Ebert/Roeper site http://tvplex.go.com/buenavista/ebertandroeper/today.html (go there to hear their review of Kill Bill Vol 2...the awesomeness)

9. What are you wearing?
Paris Jazz Shirt and Guess Jeans

10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah...I think about that giant head from Legends of the Hidden Temple...

11. When did you last laugh?
When a woman asked me in the atm booth if she could go first and I said yes and she said "Oh thank you baby" (She was black if you didn't catch on)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
2 Lord of the Rings posters, Soul Calibur 2 Poster, 2 Daggers, 2 Sais, 3 tambourines, 2 pictures from Venice, a Gondolier Hat, a painting of Ponte Vecchio from Florence, a guard's hat from Hong Kong, my cosmic calender and my Paris belt hanger.

13: Seen anything weird lately?
My Ta for math has these freaky demon eyes.

14: What is the last film you saw?
The Punisher...it wasn't THAT bad

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
I would buuuyy...hhmmm...an apartment in Florence...or Paris....tough choice.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know.
That who doesn't know? Oh....hhmmm...I love my art history TA...she's so hot

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
No more brainwashing religion.

19: Do you like to dance?
I can macarena and ball room dance...nothing else

20: George Bush: is he really doing Dick Cheney?
He might be....but he probably doesn't know he is....he thinks that that's another pretzel he's gagging on.

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Cortana

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Master Chief

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
HEELLL YEAH....Gimme Paris or Florence any day.

In nature news, the eggs have hatched....but the babies have vanished....so has the mother.Fear not, I having taken pictues of the unattractive buggers but I don't know what the frick is going on with them. Maybe they're fast developers.

7:42 PM
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