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Tuesday, October 07, 2008  
Take It to the People: Second Presidential Debate Live Blog
10:45 - Obama is still signing autographs.

10:41 - Rachel Maddow on MSNBC describes it perfectly that McCain kept attacking and swinging and missing while Obama was very cool and composed.

10:40- Both Michelle and Barack Obama seem to be talking to everyone in the room a nd are signing autographs. I think Cindy and Johnny Boy have left the room. I guess they must really care about those undecided voters.

10:38 - As the candidates go around the room shaking people's hands and McCain deliberately avoids shaking Barack's hands, I'm relieved that they didn't bring up the stupid points brought up in the last few days about Obama being linked to a terrorist and McCain being linked to a corruption scandal. I'm even more relieved that Obama fought back. McCain looked even more like a crotchedy old man tonight and, I think, really demonstrated how out of touch he is with the American people, especially regarding healthcare.

10:35 - Cindy McCain looks like the android from I, Robot

10:34 - Obama and McCain just stood next to each other as if they liked each other. That was weird. McCain just ran away. He hates Obama again. The world can rest easy.

10:32 - "I don't know what everyone doesn't know." So you don't know why you've become such a douche either?

10:30 - Aww Obama loves his wife...and thinks shes smarter than him....President Michelle Obama 2012 anyone?

10:27 - Iran isn't going to attack anyone. They're busy having kabob and chai. Stop talking about them.

And that ridiculous holocaust line again!

10:25 - McCain just patted an audience member on the back. McCain's creep-o-meter just skyrocketed.

10:23 - "We have to prevent Russia from making mischief around the world." Obama thinks Russia is the Dennis the Menace of the earth. Is America Dennis' old crotchety neighbor George? Oh wait, that would be McCain.

10:21 - I'm an unabated Obama supporter but that McCain response about Russia was pretty good. And guess what? He didn't attack Obama and it worked for him. Let's hope he doesn't realize this and keeps digging himself deeper.

10:18 - "Some of which Obama is correct on." Yay! McCain agrees with Obama!

10:16 - "I know how to get Bin Laden." Again, really? You do? Can you please share it with everyone?

10:14 - "This is the person who said 'Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran' and wants to annihalate North Korea." McCain looked visibly embarassed after that line.

10:12 - McCain...my friend...Newsflash: Voters don't like it when you conjure up strange, poorly conceived attacks on Obama when you're answering people's questions. I thought you loved the townhall format like your wife loves Botox.

10:10 - Ok I love Obama but he says Pakistan weird-like. "Pok-ih-stahn"

10:08 - America's Most Valuable Asset According to McCain - BLOOD!

And there's that obnoxious holocaust line again. SENATOR CREEPER! NO ONE WANTS A HOLOCAUST! EVER! SHUTUP ABOUT IT!

10:07 - Reagan Reference Count - 2

10:06 - "If we had pulled out of Iraq 3 years ago Al Qaeda would have established a base." And the difference between that hypothetical base and the base that's there now?

"My friends" Count - 12

10:03 - Barack is absolutely right. The diminished respect for the United States around the world has constrained its abilities. Beautifully said.

10:01 - Obama's getting back at McCain for telling him he doesn't understand! McLame is wrong about everything! I love it!

10:00 - "America is the greatest force for good in the history of the world." That's kind of hard to prove. America is like 300 years old and the world is like 5000 years old.

9:59 - "Before we move on, did we hear the size of the fine?" WOW! You know a joke goes over well when it's followed by DEAD SILENCE!

9:55 - McCain just described Obama's healthcare plan and then attributed it to himself.

9:53 - "$5000...you can go across state lines. Don't you go to other places to purchase things?" Oh so you do think healthcare is a commodity, Saruman?

"My friends" Count - 11

9:51 - "No one will be excluded for pre-existing conditions." Enormous sighs of relief everywhere. I love you Barack.

9:48 - "You know who voted for that bill? That one. (points to Obama)" Oh so Barack ain't got no
name no moh. Racist crackah.

9:47 - "You know there are red and green and yellow lights all around the stage to let you know
when you're done." You're so cute, Tom Brokaw.

9:44 - The best way to help climate change and environmental concerns is nuclear power? Chernobyl anyone?

9:42 - "Social Security is easy to fix, my friends." Oh really? Do tell, Old Man River.

9:38 - "The Straight Talk Express lost a wheel on that one." Oh snap!

9:36 - McCain is talking about tax cuts like he's on the Home Shopping Network, arm jive and all.

9:34 - "The consumers are drunk." Brokaw apparently thinks this country needs to go into AA.

9:31 - Uh oh...Obama...don't take the Giuliani "say 9/11 whenever you can" strategy...please.

9:30 - McCain's new thing is this damn overhead projector. Powerpoint for everyone!

9:27 - Best Obama strategy to win over undecided voters: America rules!

9:25 - McCain is exerting himself too much, walkin' all over the stage like that.

9:22 - "Including a 3 million dollar proposal for a overheard projector for a planetarium in Chicago." There goes the astronomers vote.

9:21 - Working with Senator Lieberman does not qualify as bipartisan, Johnny boy.

9:20 - I'm taking bets as to when McCain is gonna start winking.

9:18 - Whoah! McCain pointed his finger at Obama and called him his friend...then said some weird fuck you about some letter.

9:17 - Look at the women line and the Genderometer on CNN spike when Obama speaks...and McCain just started talking...and the lines crash.

9:15 - "Fannie and Freddie this, Fannie and Freddie that." Someone get new names for these organizations.

9:12 - "Obama and his cronies." Mee-ooww.

9:09 - Goal of Success for McCain: Insult Tom Brokaw

9:08 - Is there a reason McCain won't stop blinking? Is that his tell?

9:06 - "Barack, thanks for joining me at this townhall." McCain is already being passive-aggressive.

9:05 - Barack's keyword tonight: Middle-Class

9:04 - Belmont University - Go (Other) Bruins!

9:03 - From The Huffington Post - "The candidates will have demarcated areas of the stage that they may walk around in. Each candidate has had their territory marked by urinating wolves, who were later shot by Sarah Palin, with helicopters."

Just made it! Without delay let's get started.
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