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Friday, October 03, 2008  
Sarah Barracuda, Meet Joe the Shark: Vice Presidential Debate Live Blog
10:35 -It's finally over. As people disappear into the night, groaning about Palin's hammed up coloquialisms and Biden's exasperation, I cannot help but wonder, without jinxing anything, how in the hell McCain can possibly win with this disastrous ticket. If the guy croaks, and Palin becomes president, it's over. The world, I mean.

10:33 - Oh snap, Biden's ready, Obama's ready, they're all ready!. And Joe got a couple nods for God and the troops! Nice!

10:31 - Yay for her closing statement, a Reagan quote. Palin sure can memorize.

10:30 - Palin missed a huge opportunity to say Joe Six Pack again.

10:29 - Comment from the room -"Please wink, please!"

10:29 - "We've got a diverse family." You mean in fucked up names for your kids?

10:28 - "Up there in Alaska." Right by Jesus, dontcha know.

10:26 - Correction...Revelation of the Night: "John McCain...Maverick he is not!" Tear of joy.

10:25 -"Let's talk about John McCain being a maverick." I have a man-crush on Joe Biden.

10:23 - "He's the man that we need to leave." First true statement she's made all night.

10:22 - Palin's response to Biden talking about his personal tragedy? "Me and John McCain are mavericks."

"Maverick" Count - 7

10:21 - Biden's crying and standing up for the single dad! IT'S OVER. TKO!

10:19 - Palin's Achilles Heel in her own words? Being a mom and a business owner.

10:18 - "Dick Cheney is the most dangerous vice president ever." In your face Apocalypse harbinger!

10:17 - Oh shit, Palin agrees with Cheney. It's over folks. Apocalypse? Come on in.

10:16 - Revelation of the night: Biden and Palin are lame comedians

"With ya" Count - 1

10:15 - The GOP party looks like they're at a wake.

10:14 - Did Palin just say she was happy Biden's wife was dead?

10:13 - "Say it ain't so, Joe." She's been saving that line all night.

10:11 - Silly Palin, Wasilla doesn't have streets.

10:10 - Is "liberative" a word?

10:09 - "Maverick" Count - 3

10:08 - Time to think on your feet Palin. Biden mentioned the Bush Doctrine! Did you read the Cliff Notes?

10:07 - "John McCain knows what evil is." Well he has been in the same room as Cheney, Rumsefeld and Rice, after all.

10:06 - What's worse than being compared to George Bush? Being compared to Dick Cheney.

10:03 - "She's a Bosniac, Bosniac on the floor!"

10:01 - An exasperated sigh from Biden. Love it.

"Let me say that again!" Count - 4

9:59 - Joe's gonna snap. "Let me say this again!"

9:59 -"Can we talk about Afghanistan again too please?" She remembered another flashcard she hadn't read yet.

"New-cular" Count - 10

9:57 - "George Bush(s)" Count - 57

9:55 - Palin and Biden heart Israel. God love em...the Jews I mean. Is this a debate or J Date?

9:54 - Biden's referring to himself in the 3rd person.

9:53 - There's the second holocaust line again!

9:51 - "They hate us for our freedom!" Palin = Bush 2.0

9:49 - Mario Bros biggest rivals? The Castro Bros.

"New-cular" count - 6

9:48 - "New-cular" count - 4

9:47 - Palin agrees with the leader of Al Quaeda? Headline tomorrow?

9:46 - Here we go with Iran...Persians are too lazy to become hostile. I can say it cause I am Persian.

9:45 - "John McCain hasn't read the 700 year history between Shiites and Sunnis." And he was alive then! (Lame joke, I know)

9:42 - Awkward silence...then bogus line about waving a white flag. Ok Dido, what does winning really mean by your definition?

9:38 - Sarah Palin has one gay friend!!

9:37 - She tolerates the gays...until they encroach on Sarah and Todd's darlin' marriage.

9:34 - I just figured out why the hell McCain picked Palin. "Drill, baby. Drill."

9:32 - Cause of global warming? God has a fever, dontcha know. Aw heck, when he sneezes we get a gosh darn hurricane.

9:30 - Look at the sharp decline in the CNN Genderometer by both males and females right when Palin starts talking.

9:28 - "The credit market is a toxic mess." McCain's solution? Depends.

9:25 - "The only thing I can promise is to do the best for the American people." What a maverick!

9:24 - Palin is the Dirty Harry of Juneau, Alaska. This town ain't big enough for the two of us, dontcha know?

9:22 - Joe mispronounced "characterized." McCain mispronounced "Ahmadinejad." Which is worse?

9:21 - Huge applause for the bridge to nowhere line. Sic em Joe!

9:20 - Can Palin stop staring at the camera? It's creeping me, and everyone in this room at Columbia, out.

9:19 - Universal Healthcare...The horror! The horror!

9:14 - Palin memorized her flashcards. Joe the Shark caught her.

9:12 - "Joe Six-Pack" Count - 1

9:10 - You go Gwen Ifil! Neither of em answered the question.

9:09 - That Palin wink made me gag. "Maverick" Count - 1

9:07 - Main source of economic advice to the McCain/Palin campaign: Soccer Moms

9:02 - The candidates shake hands. Joe looks like he's drooling.

8:55 - Wolf Blitzer is explaining the revolutionary system that was employed during the last debate to gauge people's opinions while they were watching. Kind of disturbing how closely the opinion lines resembled a flatline.

8:50 - I'm at the viewing party at the New Res Lounge at Teachers College, Columbia University. Let the bloodbath begin!
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