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Wednesday, October 15, 2008  
FINISH HIM!: Final Presidential Debate Live Blog
11:36 - A late night addition: Joe the Plumber's full name is not Joe Werzelberger as John McCain seems to think. It is in fact Joe Wurzelbacher. I changed my mind. Due to sheer humiliation caused to Joe the Plumber, I hereby deem the winner of the debate: Joe Six-Pack.

10:45 - Winner of the Final Presidential Debate: Joe the Plumber

10:43 - Final "Joe the Plumber" Count - 25

10:29 - I would love to give you the extraordinary opportunity, Obama. I'm mailing my ballot out tomorrow.

10:28 - "There's a long line of McCains." And he's the shortest.

10:27 - I'm not your friend, John McCain. I don't even think Joe the Plumber is.

10:26 - I think McCain's teeth have gotten worse throughout the campaign judging by how gangly his creepy smile looks tonight.

10:25 - McCain doesn't know what Autism is. He'll say Autism a million times, but he doesn't know what it is.

10:24 - Obama even looks presidential when he's no speaking. McCain looks presidential never.

10:22 - "I don't think America's youth is an interest group. I think they're our future." Sing it, brother.

10:21 - "Unfortunately, they left the money behind [for No Child Left Behind]." Zing!

10:20 - "Find bad teachers another line of work." I would've thought that was a great idea...if I was in the 3rd grade!

10:19 - McCain's flat-lining on the uncommitted voters graph again.

10:18 - Huge applause from the room when Obama reminded us about how much debt from college we have. Then we all cried.

10:17 - "An army of new teachers." Armed with rulers and an ammo stash of chalk.

10:14 - I think McCain just got an old man hard-on when Obama said "cavalier [sexual] activities."

10:11 - "We've gotta change the culture of America." Yes, by not electing Bush 3.0.

10:08 - "I wouldn't apply any litmus test [to assigning Supreme Court judges.] Except, Senator McCain, you just described an ideology that you would use which by definition is, surprise, a litmus test!

10:06 - From the room: "I don't think McCain knows what a federalist is."

10:05 - I personally don't trust Joe to take care of himself.

10:04 - Does McCain know something I don't know about transplants? Last time I checked there were no bionic people yet. Transplants are pretty much for people who would die without them.

10:03 - What would McCain do if Joe wasn't around? Who would he talk to? Himself? That one?

10:02 - Obama's on the Joe bandwagon.

10:01 - "The fine will be ZERO!" McCain's face is priceless. The look of utter shock and dismay. He just crapped his Depends.

10:00 - Joe the Plumber gets another shout-out. Am I hallucinating or something?

9:58 - I don't see how anyone, Democrat, Republican or otherwise, can dispute the superiority of Obama's Healthcare plan.

9:53 - "Maybe you outta travel down there [to Colombia]." Obama's actually busy whooping your wrinkled butt to have a South American vaycay.

9:51 - "We need to drill here and drill now." Mad Max territory, here we come.

9:50 - From the Indecision 2008 Blog - "How can you say that Obama's laugh makes him seem smug? Have you seen the dusty orgasm that McCain has every time he thinks that he gets in a zinger?"

9:49 - When Obama talks directly into the camera, I blush a little.

9:47 - "Canadian oil is fine." That's racist.

9:46 - "If we have an across the board spending freeze we're not going to be able to [fund special-needs children." McCain's embarassed grin resurfaces.

9:45 - "She understands special-needs kids." Why? Because she has a baby with down syndrome that she's currently neglecting.

9:44 - "Breast of fresh air." No. Comment.

9:43 - "Sarah Palin is a woman." She's a reformer because she has a vagina instead of a penis. Genital reformation!

9:42 - "Why would your running mate be better than your opponent's as president?" A pool of sweat forms around McCain's chair.

9:40 - "My campaign is about getting the American people back on track." HUGE laugh in the room. Why? BECAUSE MCCAIN KEEPS TALKING ABOUT ACORN AND AYERS!

9:39 - "It says more about your campaign, than it does about me." Burn!

9:38 - Obama just disspelled, without a sliver of a doubt, the ridiculous allegations regarding Ayers and ACORN. How long till the McCain campaign finds some other random thing to shape their attack ads on?

9:36 - An organization named ACORN is threatening to destroy the fabrics of democracy. As opposed to what happened in the 2000 election?

9:35 - Some people at Obama's rallies wore naughty t-shirts. That hurt McCain's feelings too!

9:34 - "We're proud of the people at our rally." Oh good. In response to Obama bringing up the outlandish, racist remarks from his rallies, he's proud of them.

9:32 - If this were an intervention for Autistic children, we would place McCain on extinction for interrupting so much. It's attention-seeking behavior.

9:31 - "Joe the Plumber" Count - 18

He probably realized Joe Six-Pack wasn't flying.

9:30 - "I watched the Arizonal Cardinals defeat the Dallas Cowboys." Shouldn't you be busy trying not to lose? Oh wait...no keep watching football...it's fine.

9:27 - Obama hasn't done townhall meetings with McCain, hence, McCain must accuse Obama of palling around with terrorists.

9:26 - "That to me was so hurtful." Aw, poor McCain got his feelings hurt.

9:25 - "Are you willing to say these things to each other's faces?" Bob Shieffer wants a fight!

9:23 - "I've got the scars to prove it." McCain, we get it. You're old. You've cut yourself several times by now.

9:22 - "Even Fox News disputes it!" Big laugh all around. Sean Hannity just crapped his pants.

9:20 - "Senator Obama, I'm not President Bush. If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should've run 4 years ago." Or he could've run against him 8 years ago....you know back when McCain lost in the primaries.

From the Indecision 2008 Blog: How long do you think he rehearsed that line in the bathroom mirror?

9:19 - Yay the overheard projector made a second appearance. By the way, 3 million dollars sounds like a lot of money but in terms of government spending, it's chump change.

9:18 - "I'm gonna get out a scalpel." I don't have anything to say. I just thought that was weird.

9:17 - Bob Shieffer made McCain stutter like Porky Pig!

9:13 - McCain's new tax policy: Be like Ireland!

9:12 - "Joe the Plumber" Count - 17

Joe's business should get a spike out of the first 12 minutes of this debate.

9:11 - This is now minute 4 that we're talking about Joe the Plumber. Could anyone have predicted what the first part of the debate would be about?

9:09 - "Joe, I wanna tell ya..." I don't think Joe's watching, John. He's busy working the night shift.

9:08 - Obama knows a plumber named Joe Werzelberger! Way to stay on the issues, John.

9:07 - "Senator McCain, I agree..." No Obama! No!

9:06 - "Middle-class" by Obama Count - 1, McCain - 0

9:03 - "It's good to see you....Senator Obama." He struggled, but he remembered his name!

McCain mentioned Nancy Reagan in the hospital, but not Dick Cheney....curious.

9:02 - Candidates just shook hands. McCain's arms still creep me out.

8:53 - Teachers College is predominantly female, and if one didn't know this offhand, you could come to this conclusion on your own just by entering the debate party lounge....Project Runway is on the TV with a circle of enraptured females analyzing bridesmaid dresses.

All the pundits are saying it's over unless Obama really screws up or McCain really hits it out of the park. Since the last two presidential debates, as well as the vice presidential debates, have been overwhelmingly deemed to be wins by Obama, I'm pretty optimistic tonight. The format is also with the two candidates and moderator at a round table so if McCain decides to get nasty and bring lame topics such as Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright, it would be kind of awkward seeing as they're basically sitting next to each other. This also doesn't allow McCain to lurch around the stage like an old man who has lost his puppy.
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