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Sunday, June 11, 2006  
So Dark the Cons of Men
The majority of you play witness to the human condition every day, whether it be in person, on TV or otherwise. This condition drives humans to commit foolish acts (such as not posting anything for two weeks due to days and days of fruitless studying) but it is in their nature so we cannot always hold it against them...however sometimes these acts become so mindless and so stupid (Hail to the Chief) that, as my previous post suggested, cannot be forgiven.

When I stumbled upon the article about a boyfriend beating his girlfriend to death, I thought nothing more of it. I assume that anything that happened in a god-forsaken place such as Uniontown, Pennsylvania couldn't be avoided. But it wasn't a typical murder case as the following quote suggests...
McCann, 54, asked Fordyce to heat a roast beef sandwich for her around 5 p.m., Rutter said. Fordyce refused.

"She told him he would heat it up for one of his 'whores,' " Rutter testified about the statement. "At that point, he became enraged and threw the microwave at her."

Now I don't want to make light of this poor woman's death at the hands of this deranged hick... but I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I read her cause of death... a microwave hit her in the head. In addition, the man claims that the incident was an accident. Yes, I've oft heard of microwaves being placed into people's hands and subsequently turned into a projectile targeted for a loved one's noggin'.... by accident. However, it is soon after reading this that I became enraged. What could have been a tragic story with a pretty funny twist (a MICROWAVE!) turns just tragic and disgusting.
With McCann on the floor, Fordyce stomped on her chest at least twice, Rutter said of the statement. Fordyce then grabbed McCann's hair and slammed her head on the floor, according to the statement.

Fordyce then carried her to an upstairs bedroom, placed her on the bed and spread a blanket over her. Emergency medical technicians found her in that position about seven hours later, when a neighbor called 911.


Now as if it wasn't bad enough to throw an appliance at the poor woman's head, he had to go ahead and brutally beat and kill the woman... then tuck her into bed. You could've done something with your murder, Walter, but you just had to go ahead and taint it. Needless to say, this gem of society is being sent away for a long while. He still insists that he loved the woman... the woman he threw a MICROWAVE at.

As it were, it being finals week, a microwave to the skull wouldn't be so bad. I shouldn't be too over-dramatic though. I've made a hobby of crashing and burning during this time of the quarter. It comes three times every school year so I've become very proficient at it. Going into my senior year, you would think I would have gotten the hang of it. Not so... not so. Perhaps Walter Scott Fordyce had the right idea. Who knows, a kitchen appliance to the head could proove to be a big GPA booster. I smell a seminar...

3:30 AM
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