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Tuesday, April 05, 2005  
This Post is the Definition of Random
But I have to write it anyway.

Here are some random thoughts that came to my mind over this past week that I felt I should share:
  • I have the stupidest dreams ever. Last night, I dreamt that Wayne Brady (yes THAT Wayne Brady) was fighting vampires and I was filming him. WTF!?
  • I also had an exceedingly long dream about me not being able to put on a tie properly.
  • I think living in L.A. has made me paranoid about earthquakes. I keep thinking that I'm feeling miniscule quakes...which makes me check the National Earthquake Information Center Website
  • I also keep thinking I'm Nostradamus or something cause I keep predicting earthquakes which never happen.
  • I find it absolutely hilarious that on April Fools Day, my Dilbert calendar indicated that April 1st was in fact Administrative Professionals Day.
  • Why is it that the Kleenex company finds it to be an enormous event that, "Beginning May 2005, each box of Kleenex Tissue 160-count will be increased to 200-count. That means more tissues!" Mark your calenders folks. Our prayers are about to be answered....the prayers about us not having enough...tissue.
  • Is it really necessary to cover the Pope's death this much?? Do we need 24 hour coverage of brain-washed catholics weeping over his dead body?? There are more important things happening in the world than an 84-year old man dying. Then again, he did wear a big hat..
  • My Psych professor sounds exactly like Wanda Sykes but looks like a female Little Richard...these observations could result from class being at 8 am
  • NEVER let a man whose name only consists of initials (ex. R.E.) take your belongings because you'll never see them again.
  • It's sad that us students, people striving to learn and be better people, are reduced to emailing professors to bargain for grades.
  • Even though I do watch a lot of TV, I try to extract themes and hidden messages from the shows I watch. Thus, watching 24 and Lost becomes like reading Joyce and Hemmingway.
  • I find it to be a very good/ very bad thing to psych myself up at the beginning of each quarter by thinking things like, "I'm gonna kick ALL of these classes in the ASS," because it gives me confidence but when my prophecy doesn't come true, my powers are depleted.
  • It is my medical assessment that my eyes burning and turning red after playing Xbox is, in fact, not a good thing.
  • People watch too many stupid movies. I'm guilty of this as well. We should stop watching movies starring Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Kennedy and start watching films by Orson Welles and foregin films that have meaning. We are a victim of the American Film Industry, buying into popular movies and turning our backs to the small, meaningful movies. This is not to say that some guilty pleasure movies like Pirates of the Caribbean and X-Men aren't good movies but we don't give enough attention to the Indie movies. When given a choice between Ten, a great, powerful Persian movie, The Pacifier or Star Wars the typical American would choose The Pacifier. Some might choose Star Wars, a great choice but we've seen it already. They should take a chance to watch that third movie that they've never heard of. Note: This will not, however dissuade me from watching Batman Begins or Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
  • The show Grey's Anatomy is one of the most brilliant shows on television even though it really scares me out of going into medical school. But these are surgery interns, not psychiatry so I guess I would have a different experience.
  • I hate Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher and other teenie bopper bitches who get way too much exposure.
  • I love the excess medical dramas on TV nowadays and also the great "literary-TV" shows.
  • By literary TV shows I mean shows like Lost, House and Carnivale which are so well-written that they shouldn't be put on the level of other ridiculous TV shows that people watch like The Bachelor and Life on a Stick.
  • I'm going to need a lot of luck combined with a lot of hard work this quarter to survive a Physics lab, a killer Chemistry lab and a potential pseudo-internship at a psychiatry clinic in Santa Monica. It builds character though, non?
  • Arrested Devleopment needs much higher ratings. It's an outstandingly brilliant and funny show. WATCH IT!! ONLY FOUR EPISODES LEFT!!!
  • I love the Black Eyed Peas.
Courage and integrity, friends. Success shall be yours. And if not, then you can always go into politics.

Or become a lawyer.

Remember, life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.


NOTE: Added several albums to My Yahoo Photos including Atlanta Trip 04, My Birthday 04, Women's BBall and a very special Gollum vs. Danny the Granite Guy.
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