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  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA




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    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin


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    El Camino


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    Newt Gingrich


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Wednesday, August 11, 2004  
Survey...Overload
What is your full name?:Pasha Behforouz Bahsoun..I swear to GOD if any of you fuckers make fun of my noble name...
Are you named after anyone?:I think so
What's your screename?:PBeclair23
Would you name a child of yours after you?:Possibly
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:Petra
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:My friend Mega Man
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:P'SHAH...NO OK...NO
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:Probably not
Basics
Your gender::Male
Straight/Gay/Bi::Straight
Single?::Yeah
Birthdate::July 23, 1985
Your age::19
Age you act::Sometimes 7, sometimes 58...depends on the day of the week
Age you wish you were::I'm good as is
Your height::6' 1"
Eye color::Brown
Happy with it?::Yep
Hair color::Black
Happy with it?::Yep
Lefty/rightly/ambidextrous::Rightly a righty
your living arrangement::A...house?
Your family::I have one?
Have any pets?::Not anymore
Whats your job?::Blockbuster Customer Service Representative and Assistant Kung Fu Instructor and Playboy
Piercings?::Nope
Tattoos?::Nope
Obsessions?::Upcoming movies, video games, perfection, my hair
Addictions?::Video games, reality tv, meat
Do you speak another language?::French, working on Persian and hopefully Italian
Have a favorite quote?:At the moment...Chaos was the law of nature; order was the dream of man
Do you have a webpage?:http://www.thejazzybahsoun.blogspot.com
Deep Thoughts about Live and You in it
Do you live in the moment?:I don't exactly have a time machine
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:Soommmeeetiimes
Do you have any secrets?:I guess
Do you hate yourself?:Hell no
Do you like your handwriting?:I do...no one else does
Do you have any bad habits?:Obsession with having my stuff in order
What is the compliment you get from most people?:"Aaaww...you're so sweet"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:Mega Man
What's your biggest fear?:Losing any member of my family
Can you sing?:Hell no
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:Not seriously....jokingly all the time
Are you a loner?:Not really
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:What in the fuck....Yes.....idiot
Are you a daredevil?:Depends on my endorphin level
Is there anything you fear or hate abou yourself?:High stress level and getting easily distracted
Are you passive or agressive?:Aggressive
Do you have a journal?:This one I guess
What is your greatest strength and weakness?:Strength: Perseverence; Weakness: Freaking out
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:Getting easily annoyed
Do you think you are emotionally strong?:Yeah
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:It hasn't hurt me up till now..so no
Do you think life has been good so far?:Sweet as pie
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:Go with the flow
What do you like the most about your body?:My body shape/structure
What do you like least about your body?:Intrusive eyebrows
Do you think you are good looking?:Hey there...How you doin'?
Are you confident?:Most of the time
What is the fictional character you are most like?:GAMBIT
Are you perceived wrongly?:From people who don't know me
Do you....
Smoke?:Nope
Do drugs?:Nerp
Read the newspaper?:Yesh
Pray?:Jesus Christ Superstar no
Go to church?:HAHA
Talk to strangers who IM you?:Yeah...then I block them
Sleep with stuffed animals?:I used to...Hobbes and Marsupilami
Take walks in the rain?:If I'm outside...and it starts to rain.....I kind of have to
Drive?:Yeah
Like to drive fast?:Late at night
Like your voice?:Sure
Hurt yourself?:Always
Been in love?:Not really
Gone skinny dipping?:Jah
Done drugs?:Non
Had surgery?:Naw
Gotten beaten up?:Hell no
Been on stage?:Yep
Thought about suicide?:Nein
Do you think God has a gender?:I don't think non-existant deities have genders
Where do you think we go when we die?:Into the ground
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:Yah
Who is your best friend?:Lots of people...the whole batallion
Who's the one person that knows the most about you?:Probably Ilana
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given you?:Don't be dumb
Thing you're picked on most about?:Being Middle-Eastern
Who's your longest known friend?:I still talk to Adam online...so Adam
Newest?:Ravi I think
Funniest?:Me
Weirdest?:Jeremy
Smartest?:Ilana
Last person you talked to online?:Ilana and Ravi
Who do you talk to most online?:Ilana
Who's the nicest?:Me
Who's the most outgoing?:Kevin
Who's the best singer?:I'm not friends with sewing machines
Who's the best dancer?:I do not know
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:Don't they have to be friends before you can sleep with them?
Who's your second family?:My batallion
Do you always feel understood?:Sure
Who's the loudest friend?:Jeremy
Who's house were you at last?:Uuuuhh...Jeremy's?
Have you ever...
Killed someone?:Yeah..like I would tell you
Made out with a stranger?:Naw...gamn
Had sex with a stranger?:Naw...gamn
Thought you were going crazy?:For sure
Kissed the same sex?:Like non family no...gross
Been betrayed?:I think so
Broken the law?:Positively
Killed an animal by accident?:I reckon no
On purpose?:Fishing in Puerto Vallarta and damn ants and fruitflies and silverfish
Met a celebrity?:Yeah
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:YEAH...Miss Levy!!
Had a nervous breakdown?:I reckon not
Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets?:It'd be an awful waste of space if there wasn't
Miracles?:Only in hockey
Astrology?:No....it's entertaining though
God?:Nope
Santa?:Sure
Ghosts?:No...but that'd be bitchin
Love at first sight?:Soiytanly
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?:Yeah
Love and all that
Do you consider love a mistake?:Sometimes...mostly not
Are you a romantic?:When I want to be
What do you find romantic?:Women?
Turn-on?:Women
Turn off?:Men
First kiss?:Francis when I was 5
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?:Yeah
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:I damn well hope so
What is best about the opposite sex?:The curvature
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:Elbows
What's the last present someone gave you?:My uncle sent me a birthday check
Are you in love?:With myself...muahahah
Have you ever been in love?:Not really
Do you want to get married someday?:Sure
Do you want children someday?:Yes
Who was the Last person...
That haunted you?:What?! The boogie man...Who the fuck wrote these questions
That you laughed at?:Ilana
You wanted to kill?:Lots of people
That laughed at you?:Erica
You went shopping with?:Ilana and Erica...they did the freakin shopping
That broke your heart?:Jennifer Garner
To disappoint you?:A couple people
To ask you out?:Some girl at blockbuster...lots of freaks there
To make you cry?:I dunno...My mom? I dunno
That kissed you?:Ma
That hugged you?:Ma
You slow danced with?:Geez I dunno...I think someone in marching band
You fast danced with?: I do not "fast dance"
You sang with?:I do not "sing"
You saw?:My mom
You missed?:My aunt
Right this moment...
Are you going out?:Not anytime soon
What are you wearing now?:Boxers and a tanktop
Body part you're touching now?:My chin
What are you worried about right now?:Parking appeal
What book are you reading?:The Bourne Identity
What's on your mousepad?:Guess models
Are you bored?:A bit
Are you listening to music?:Not right now
Are you sick of this survey?:I'm sick of all surveys

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