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Monday, August 09, 2004  
The Survey Cometh

1. Say something good that happened to you today: I had a good sandwich for lunch
2. What is your general philosophy of life? Never give up, never surrender
3. What is the worst thing you have lived through? My aunt's breast cancer
4. How old is your inner child? 8
5. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? I do not...the only higher power is one's mind
6. Are you allergic to anything, and if so, what? Jeezy creezy...hayfever like hell and walnuts
7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5):

Darkness fills the void
Nothing seen, only terror
The end approaches

8. Favorite animal? Tiger
9. Favorite LJ community? N/A
10. Coffee, tea, or soda--how do you get your caffiene fix? Soda shall suffice.....SURGE
11. Idealist or realist? Idealist
12. Are you lucky or unlucky? Depends on what day of the week it is
13. How much do you normally Enough
14. Last time you got sick? Ummmmm...no ideer
15. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? You go to hell asshole!! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!! Beeotch
16. Best movie made before 1970? Le Quai des Brumes
17. After 1970? That's a tough question.....Star Wars, I suppose
18. Within the past five years? Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
19. What is your quest? To fulfill what I must do
20. Favorite TV drama? Nip/Tuck, Alias and 24
21. Favorite sitcom? Scrubs
22. Favorite reality show? Big Brother!
23. Favorite game show? The Price is Right
24. Favorite talk show? Late Night with Conan O'Brien and The Daily Show
25. A quote that sticks in your head: This is the life we chose, the life we lead and there is only one guarantee: None of us will see heaven............first one that came to me
26. Favorite toy as a child? Heman Power Sword
27. Last thing you made with your own hands? UUummmm....I have no idea...I think I built a shelf or something
28. Last fight you got into? Well Saturday with Shlomo but that doesn't count....So last Saturday with Wolf....beat that fool DOWN
29. Last time you were hospitalized? Never overnight, thankfully. Last time was after my car accident
30. Favorite kind of flower? Ummm...blue ones
31. Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist? Haven't we all? No? Fine.
32 Favorite word? Bitchin
33. Last thing you picked up off the ground? GE Classes for UCLA
34. Favorite book as a child? Peter Rabbit
35. Favorite book as a juvenile? Boxcar Children and Goosebumps books
36. Favorite book as an adult? Da Vinci Code, Prayer for Owen Meany and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
37. Last time you flipped someone the bird? I have no idea...I was probably being playful last time I did
38. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? I AM THE ONLY ONE
39. Make _____, not war: Sandwiches
40. Favorite singer? Frank Sinatra
41. Favorite songwriter? Norah Jones I guess
42. Favorite performer? BB King
43. Surprise parties--yes or no? Sure...don't touch my stuff though
44. Where do you get your news from? Newspaper, CNN, local news
45. If you had to challenge someone to a duel of some kind, what your weapon of choice be? Bo Staff, naturally
46. Favorite kind of soup? Lentil
47. What, if any, parts of your body do you shave, wax, or otherwise remove hair from? My rapidly growing freakin facial hair
48. What is happiness to you? Being Zen
49. Least favorite household chore? Vacuuming the house
50. Favorite thing to do on a cold and rainy night? Stick my head out the window
51. Peter Pan or Captain Hook--who is cooler? Hook
52. Have you ever written/carved/etc. "I was here" on anything? I carved my name on the elevator fire emergency warning sign thing when we first moved in...my mom yelled at me
53. Favorite mythology? It sounds ultra geeky...but the mythology of Marvel Comics
54. Favorite magazine? OXM for the moment
55. Law & Order--original, SVU, or Criminal Intent? Original
56. Worst pickup line ever used on you? Is your name...PAAAAAAAAAAAAASHA
57. Best job you ever had? Counselor at La Cienega Park
58. What do you know how to fix? a lot of things
59. Favorite place to go in the town you live? La Brea, Melrose, Beverly Dr
60. Favorite munchie? Munchies...the mixed things
61. Movie with the best one-liners? NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!! GOSH!!!!!!
62. How do you groom your nails? By...clipping them?
63. Last pity party you held for yourself? I wouldn't know how
64. Last post-it note written? -adelphia products tab
- security services
- learn more
- freedom internet security
65. If you could go back in time to a specific place and era, when and where would it be? The swingin 60s
66. How much money do you have in cash right now? Let's see....$48.70
67. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? Just random stuff
68. Last gift that you gave someone? I have no idea...is that bad?
69. Last time you got any? LAST NIGHT WITH CHOH MOMMA! KNAAWMEAN?
70. Favorite superhero? Gambit
71. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? Luck be a Lady, New York New York...and some others
72. What did you buy on your last trip to the store? At Trader Joe's...lots of stuff...salami, cheese, bread etc
73. Worst habit? Being stresstastic
74. Last thing you quit? I was playing Chronicles of Riddick...and it said "Quit Game"....so that
75. WB--too cheesy for its own good or just cheesy enough? Smallville good...Gilmore Girls BAAAAAAADDDDD
76. Pet peeve? Ignorance...utter ignorance
77. What do you grab to drink when you're hot, sweaty, and thirsty? Soda works well
78. Do you wear a watch? Yep
79. What were you doing before you started taking this survey? TRYING TO FIND A GOD DAMN REPLACEMENT COURSE FOR ENGLISH 4W
80. What do you wish you were doing instead of taking this survey? Playing the games I rented
81. What's preventing you from doing that? ....doing this survey
82. What are your plans for the rest of the day? It's Midnight: 30....so...sleep
83. Have you ever been arrested? Nerp
84. Favorite kind of poetry? Emily Dickinson, Oscar Wilde, mine...
85. Favorite kind of music? An eclectic mix of everything...but I favor Big Band and Swing
86. How many different kinds of solitaire do you know how to play? 10
87. What are you a member of? UCLA BRUIN MARCHING BAND
88. Do you like green eggs and ham? Pigs and chicken abortions...hell yeah
89. Is the glass half-empty or half-full? It's full now...I refilled it
90. Who is the wind beneath your wings? My family
91. Favorite John Hughes film? John Hughes: Who in the Name of Jesus am I?
92. Would you follow the white rabbit down the hole? Which hole? Not that one...not that one either...yeah ok, that one right there
93. What classes have you failed in your lifetime? None thankfully
94. Favorite comedian? Eddie Izzard
95. Monkeys--funny, yes? You bet your sweet ass
96. Favorite Beatles song? Yesterday
97. Walk, bike ride, or drive? Walk or drive
98. Do you take vitamins, and if so, which ones? Fish Oil and Multivitamin pills
99. Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse? Bugs is my man...bunny

I need a nap...that was freakin' long...you all had better read it

2:49 AM
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