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Monday, August 02, 2004  
Forgotten Things in Summer of Lazy
Alright the summer is about half over, so in an effort to perpetuate my self-proclaimed "Summer of Lazy," I shall now list things that I haven't accomplished ("accomplished") so far this summer. This includes movies not seen, activities not had etc.

Movies Not Seen and Movies to be Seen
King Arthur
I, Robot
NOT CATWOMAN
The Bourne Supremacy
Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut
The Village
The Manchurian Candidate
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
NOT THUNDERBIRDS
Garden State
Collateral
Open Water
Spider-Man 2 again

Activities not Accomplished
-Perfect my Christopher Walken impression
-Read a lot more (I'm a slow reader)
-Swim a lot more (hindered by an EMPTY FUCKING POOL)
-100 sit-ups and 35 push-ups a nightly (I've done this like a week out of the whole summer...hence summer of lazy)
-Practice my trumpet a lot more (need to...a lot more)
-Extend my endurance and range on my trumpet (almost there with the range part...high E here I come)
-Less trash tv (who can possibly accomplish this with shows like Big Brother 5 and Amish in the City)
-Beat the majority of my games (getting there)
-Buy too much crap on eBay (oh wait...I've done this)
-Nearly get sued by a major motion picture company (oh wait...I've done this too)
-Sell my iPod (I'm trying)
-Sell my dvd player
-Write a lot more blog entries
-Do absolutely no academic related work (oh wait...I've done this TEN-FOLD)

Necessary Activities that I don't want to do but have to
-Get a haircut (TRIM)
-Get extra hours at work (nah...scratch that)
-Bone up for classes in the fall to make up for last quarter's bomb
-Do more chores to help Ma out
-See a lot of movies (what's this doing in this category?)
-Learn to use the washing machine
-Not be such a lazy bastard

Accomplished Activities
-See a lot of freakin movies (A LOT)
-Play a lot of video games
-Read a lot (I'm on my 5th book of the summer)
-Extend my trumpet range
-Nearly perfect my Bo Staff fighting techniques
-Get all the classes I wanted for the fall
-Get my hair set on fire (I got my revenge..)
-Hook up with my homies more (not enough though)
-Write more
-Get a job
-Roll in the dough with birthday money and paychecks
-Go to Kung Fu class every week
-Be a lazy mofo the rest of the time ('HO yeah)





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