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Friday, July 16, 2004  
Emmy Nominations
Seeing as it's summer and I have no real work to do, I thought I'd waste my time by telling you all who I want to win this next round of Emmy's.
 
Outstanding Drama Series
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation • CBS
• Joan Of Arcadia • CBS
• The Sopranos • HBO
• 24 • FOX
• The West Wing • NBC
Between my favorite shows 24 and Sopranos I choose The Sopranos

Outstanding Comedy Series
• Arrested Development • FOX
• Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO
• Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• Sex And The City • HBO
• Will & Grace • NBC •
Between my two favorite comedy shows Arrested Development and Curb, I give it to Curb Your Enthusiasm...but it was a tough decision

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series
• Chappelle’s Show • Comedy Central
• The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
• Late Night With Conan O’Brien • NBC
• Late Show With David Letterman • CBS
• Saturday Night Live • NBC
I can't choose between all of these...You all win
 
Outstanding Reality Program
• Colonial House • PBS Extreme Makeover: Home Edition •  ABC
• Penn & Teller: Bullshit! • Showtime
• Project Greenlight • HBO
• Queer Eye For The Straight Guy • BRAVO
I've only watched Project Greenlight and Queer Eye...So I guess I'll go with Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cause it's funny

Outstanding Reality-Competition Program
• The Amazing Race • CBS
• American Idol • FOX
• The Apprentice • NBC
• Last Comic Standing • NBC
• Survivor • CBS
Trump or Burnett...Hmmm...I don't like Trump so I give it to Survivor

Outstanding Writing For A Drama Series
• Deadwood • Deadwood (Pilot) • HBO
• The Sopranos • Where’s Johnny? • HBO
• The Sopranos • Unidentified Black Males • HBO
• The Sopranos • Long Term Parking • HBO
• The Sopranos • Irregular Around The Margins • HBO
Must give it to Sopranos: Where's Johnny?...I think I'm thinking of the right episode

Outstanding Writing For A Comedy Series
• Arrested Development • Pilot • FOX
• Frasier • Goodnight, Seattle • NBC
• Scrubs • My Screwup • NBC
• Sex And The City • An American Girl In Paris (Part Deux) • HBO
• Sex And The City • The Ick Factor • HBO 
Must give to Arrested Development
 
Outstanding Writing For A Variety, Music Or Comedy Program
• Chappelle’s Show • Comedy Central
• Chris Rock: Never Scared • HBO
• The Daily Show With Jon Stewart • Comedy Central
• Late Night With Conan O’Brien • NBC
• Late Show With David Letterman • CBS
Although it's tough I'll give it to The Daily Show
 
Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
• Larry David as Himself Curb Your Enthusiasm • HBO
• John Ritter as Paul Hennessy 8 Simple Rules • ABC
• Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane Frasier • NBC
• Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani Friends • NBC
• Tony Shalhoub as Adrian Monk Monk • USA
It's tough between Larry David and Monk but I give it to Tony Shalhoub

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
• James Spader as Alan Shore The Practice • ABC
• James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano The Sopranos • HBO
• Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer 24 • FOX
• Martin Sheen as President Josiah Bartlet The West Wing • NBC
• Anthony LaPaglia as Jack Malone Without A Trace • CBS
Must give it to Tony Soprano for making being an asshole look so cool...cause Dubya did such a bad job with it for 4 years (oh snap)
 
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
• Patricia Heaton as Debra Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Karen Green Friends • NBC
• Bonnie Hunt as Bonnie Malloy Life With Bonnie • ABC
• Jane Kaczmarek as Lois Malcolm In The Middle • FOX
• Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw Sex And The City • HBO
Givin' it to Sarah Jessica Parker
 
Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
• Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow Alias • ABC
• Amber Tamblyn as Joan Girardi Joan Of Arcadia • CBS
• Mariska Hargitay as Detective Olivia Benson Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC
• Edie Falco as Carmela Soprano The Sopranos • HBO
• Allison Janney as C.J. Cregg The West Wing • NBC
Ahh my love...Jennifer Garner
 
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
• Jeffrey Tambor as George Bluth, Sr. Arrested Development • FOX
• Brad Garrett as Robert Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• Peter Boyle as Frank Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane Frasier • NBC
• Sean Hayes as Jack Will & Grace • NBC 
Must must must give it to Jeffrey Tambor
 
Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
• Victor Garber as Agent Jack Bristow Alias • ABC
• Brad Dourif as Doc Cochran Deadwood • HBO
• Michael Imperioli as Christopher Moltisanti The Sopranos • HBO
• Steve Buscemi as Tony Blundetto The Sopranos • HBO
• John Spencer as Leo McGarry The West Wing • NBC
Between Tony and Chrissy....It's tough...but I give it to Michael Imperioli
 
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
• Doris Roberts as Marie Barone Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones Sex And The City • HBO
• Kristin Davis as Charlotte York Sex And The City • HBO
• Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes Sex And The City • HBO
• Megan Mullally as Karen Will & Grace • NBC
Kim Cattrall gets this one
 
Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
• Robin Weigert as Calamity Jane Deadwood • HBO
• Tyne Daly as Maxine Gray Judging Amy • CBS
• Drea de Matteo as Adriana La Cerva The Sopranos • HBO
• Janel Moloney as Donna Moss The West Wing • NBC
• Stockard Channing as Dr. Abigail Bartlet The West Wing • NBC
Drea de Matteo in a landslide
 
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
• Fred Willard as Hank Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• Anthony LaPaglia as Simon Moon Frasier • NBC
• Danny DeVito as Roy Friends • NBC
• John Turturro as Ambrose Monk Monk • USA
• John Cleese as Lyle Finster Will & Grace • NBC
John Turturro for sure
 
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
• Bob Newhart as Ben Hollander ER • NBC
• James Earl Jones as Will Cleveland Everwood • WB
• William Shatner as Denny Crane The Practice • ABC
• Matthew Perry as Joe Quincy The West Wing • NBC
• Martin Landau as Frank Malone Without A Trace • CBS
Bob Newhart deserves this one
 
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
• Louise Fletcher as Miss Eva Garrison Joan Of Arcadia • CBS
• Mare Winningham as Sandra Blaine Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC
• Marlee Matlin as Dr. Amy Solwey Law & Order: Special Victims Unit • NBC
• Betty White as Catherine Piper The Practice • ABC
• Sharon Stone as Sheila Carlisle The Practice • ABC
The only one I watched of these shows is Joan of Arcadia...so Louise Fletcher
 
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
• Georgia Engel as Pat Everybody Loves Raymond • CBS
• Laura Linney as Charlotte Frasier • NBC
• Christina Applegate as Amy Friends • NBC
• Cloris Leachman as Ida Malcolm In The Middle • FOX
I shall bestow this one upon Laura Linney for ending Frasier after 58 years
 
There are my picks for the winners. I think Scrubs got snubbed and also Ian McShane from Deadwood who made cocksucker a common household expression. Voice your opinions if you so choose.

 

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