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  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA




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Monday, June 28, 2004  
This Survey is Kinda Girly...but I'm Bored

HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: I know what you're thinking you sick s.o.b....but yes, on the cheeks, asswipe
2. Ran away: Naw
3. Pictured your crush naked: Let's see...I'm a guy...I have gallons of testosterone flowing through my macho self...so I'ma gonna say.. Hell yeah!
4. skipped school: Yes'm
5. Broken someone's heart: Maybe? I'm not sure
6. Been in love: Nah...superficially...millions of times
7. Cried when someone died: Knock on the proverbial wood that no one close to me has died
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Well yeah
9. Pretended to eat food but actually fed it to the dog: I tried once with my parakeet
11. Done a drug: naw
12. Cried in school: I reckon not

WHICH IS BETTER
13. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
14. Sprite or 7UP: Sprite
15. Girls or Guys: Girls
16. Flowers or Candy: Candy
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: I like my better clean-shaven self
18. Blonds or Brunettes: Brunettes
19. Bitchy or Slutty: SLUTTAY
20. Tall or Short: Shorter than me
21. Pants or Shorts: Pants
22. Night or Day: Night

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
23. What do you notice first: Eyes and...a couple of other things
24. Last person you slow danced with: I honestly have no idea
25. Worst Question To Ask: Aaaw, is that your penis? (Never been asked THAT, thank you very much)
26. Showered: non :-(
27. Stepped outside: With a gal? What the hell? Yes, I have
29. Romantic memory: Nothing profound
30. Your Good Luck Charm: Altoids
32. Best Thing That Has Happened: I don't know...lots of things....first thing that came to mind was finding out my aunt didn't have breast cancer anymore

WHAT IS
33. On your desk: Pocket dictionary, key to a Dubai hotel, Swiss chocolate, two mugs holding pens, cow from Chik Fil E, super glue, apple Altoids, Spidey signal from cereal, a bunch of computer games, a calculator and much much more
34. Picture on your desktop: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

FAVE
35. Color: Deep Blue
36. Movie: Must you ask me this... Dark City, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Lord of the Rings, Kill Bills, X2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Matrices, Minority Report, Bowling for Columbine, Drumline, Road to Perdition, Life as a House, Spider-Man, The Usual Suspects
37. Artist: J.M.W. Turner
38. Cars: Aston Martin Vanquish...and Jetta
39. Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip and most recently Tiramisu (thank the Jesus for Dreyers Dreamery)
40. Season: Fall
41. Breakfast Food: BACON AND EGGS

WHO
42. Makes you laugh the most: All my friends...and Eddie Izzard
43. Makes you smile: All my friends...except you stupid ones...you know who you are
44. Can make you feel better no matter what: Ma
45. Has A Crush On You: Some weird lady who comes into Blockbuster. "Just browsing." Ok lady. Whatever
46. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: UUmmm...not currently
47. Who Has it easier Girls or Guys?: Girls
48. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: This girl at school makes me feel nauseated...blech

DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: No..I hate phones
50. Save AIM conversations: The REALLY funny ones
51. Save E-mails: Yes, a lot
52. Forward secret E-mails: secret e-mails? What do you take me for?
53. Wish you were someone else: Sometimes some X-men characters...Yes, I'm a geek
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: Hell no...except when I have 24/7 access to breasts...muahaha
55. Wear perfume /colone: Sometimes...mostly not
56. Kiss: Jah
57. Cuddle: Jah
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: Hehheh...yes

HAVE YOU EVER
59. Fallen for your best friend?: I don't reckon I have
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: Yeah
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: Not counting parents and such..no
62. Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Haha...cool but no
63. Been rejected: OH YES
64. Been in love?: I think I thought I was
65. Been in lust?: Every freakin day
66. Used someone?: Not blatantly
67. Been used?: I hope not...but I think so

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Myself...AHHAHAHAHHA
73. You talked to?: My coworker
74. You hugged?: Ma
75. you instant messaged?: Kevin
76. who hugged you?: Ma
77. You yelled at?: Someone who called at work saying "FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
78. You thought about?: The person I just wrote about above..duh
79. Who text messaged you?: Probably Ilana
80. Who broke your heart?: Iunno
81. Who told you they loved you?: Ma

DO YOU...
82. Color your hair?: Hell no
83. Have tattoos?: Non
84. Have piercings?: Non
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Non
86. Own a webcam?: Yeah...don't use it really
87. Own a thong?: Excuse me?
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: Yes, yes I do
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Nein, ich bin leidig
90. Habla espanol?: Non, je ne parle pas espagnol
91. Quack?: SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKIN DUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything?: Frequently when I was younger...naughty
93. Smoke?: Once
94. Schizophrenic?: No...Yes...No....Yes....No...Maybe...No
95. Obsessive?: Sometimes
96. Compulsive?: Yes
97. Obsessive compulsive?: Yes..not chronic though
98. Panic?: At the worst times of course
99. Anxiety?: Yeah
100. Depressed?: Naw

That is all for the pointless survey.
Ciao
4:04 PM
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