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Saturday, May 22, 2004  
You're in the OC now, bitch.
Snippets of a late night convo with the Kevin

No offense meant to our brobro Carlon
Talking about Six Flag ticket prices:
PBeclair23: hey if were in the military we get special military prices
damian71202: and go once a week
PBeclair23: lets get carlon
damian71202: hahaha
PBeclair23: is carlon coming back?!
damian71202: and cliff!
damian71202: dude...
damian71202: i have no idea
damian71202: i have not talked to him since the concert
damian71202: he's gone awol man
PBeclair23: hahahahaha
damian71202: i wanna do it
damian71202: let's get passes
PBeclair23: carlon went all stiff after 3 months
PBeclair23: imagine what hes gonna be after a year
damian71202: i know!!!!
damian71202: hahahaahaha
PBeclair23: good afternoon
PBeclair23: how are u
PBeclair23: yes
damian71202: we're gonna go up to him and he'll just slap us
PBeclair23: the weather
damian71202: LOL
PBeclair23: it is good today
PBeclair23: yes
PBeclair23: you know
damian71202: hahahah
PBeclair23: i had a sandwich today
PBeclair23: and when i swallowed it
PBeclair23: it went into my stomach
damian71202: hahahaha
PBeclair23: almost immediately
damian71202: dude...you should email him
PBeclair23: enzymes began to break it down
damian71202: ok
PBeclair23: and nutrients began spreading throughout my body
damian71202: no more
PBeclair23: luke
damian71202: stop carlon stop
PBeclair23: i am your father
damian71202: hahaha
PBeclair23: THIS
PBeclair23: is cnn
damian71202: and he's gonna have a raspy voice
PBeclair23: no
PBeclair23: hes gonna be like james earl jones
damian71202: james earl jones is cool
damian71202: he's so funny
PBeclair23: yeah
PBeclair23: hahah
damian71202: he jiggles when he laughs
PBeclair23: carlon?
PBeclair23: oh
damian71202: he's like black santa claus
PBeclair23: hahah
damian71202: omg
damian71202: yes, carlon the stick jiggles
PBeclair23: hahhaha
PBeclair23: he wavers
damian71202: hahahaa
damian71202: then breaks off
damian71202: and creates another carlon
PBeclair23: aaw
PBeclair23: whoah
damian71202: then they multiply
PBeclair23: thats crazy
damian71202: and invade the world
PBeclair23: and then some of his clones are really messed up
PBeclair23: so they start hopping around
PBeclair23: like frogs
PBeclair23: yeah
damian71202: HAHAHA
PBeclair23: wow
damian71202: then they go to australia
damian71202: and destroy the ecosystem
PBeclair23: what the hell are we talking about
damian71202: i have no idea
damian71202: hahaha
damian71202: lmao
damian71202: oh man
damian71202: and we're not even drunk

More Reminiscing...Again Carlon...You're the OG brobro
PBeclair23: i havent been to magic mountain in a long time
PBeclair23: did we go with band?
damian71202: me too
damian71202: yah
damian71202: remember....
damian71202: with amy tao
PBeclair23: oh yeah!
PBeclair23: hahahaha
damian71202: let's go here
damian71202: let's go there
PBeclair23: we went on like one ride
damian71202: then carlon disappeared
PBeclair23: whatd we get on
damian71202: then we were in line
PBeclair23: omg
PBeclair23: carlon
PBeclair23: hahahah
PBeclair23: i so remember
damian71202: and everybody would leave one by one
damian71202: we'd send search parties
damian71202: but they wouldn't come back
PBeclair23: i was reminiscing with ilana about the phone message
damian71202: noah was gone looking for ice lemonade
damian71202: omg
damian71202: hahahaha
damian71202: that was knotts
PBeclair23: noahs always lookin for food
PBeclair23: yeah
PBeclair23: on boomerang
damian71202: magic we went on batman, viper
PBeclair23: its like a blue
PBeclair23: blur
PBeclair23: ha
damian71202: the twirly thing with the dropping floor
PBeclair23: yeah!
damian71202: oh boomerang?
PBeclair23: omg
damian71202: that was sooooo fun
PBeclair23: that thing
PBeclair23: spinny thing
damian71202: yea
PBeclair23: carlon was scared of roller coasters too wasnt he?
damian71202: yea
damian71202: oh and we went on the wooden one
PBeclair23: and then we made fun of him cause he wanted to be a pilot
damian71202: and i made carmel to come with us
damian71202: hahaaha
damian71202: yea!!!!
damian71202: so funny
PBeclair23: carmel
PBeclair23: heeey maaannn
PBeclair23: uh hyuk uh hyuk

PBeclair23: i havent practiced
PBeclair23: in like 2 months
PBeclair23: i took my trumpet out on sunday to scare this annoying ass crow outside my window away
damian71202: what?
damian71202: omg
PBeclair23: he wouldnt shutup!!
damian71202: then he'd throw it
PBeclair23: he was the size of a pterodactyl
damian71202: he's gone way downhill man
PBeclair23: the crow?
damian71202: he's just crazy now
damian71202: no....hahahhaa, his trumpet
PBeclair23: oh
PBeclair23: haha
damian71202: oh
damian71202: i thought you were pretending to be carmel
PBeclair23: what?
PBeclair23: no
damian71202: hahahaha
PBeclair23: thats all me man
PBeclair23: all
PBeclair23: me
damian71202: oh
damian71202: then....that is sad
PBeclair23: i swear
damian71202: dude....crows are damn brave
PBeclair23: this was the biggest fuckin crow uve ever seen
damian71202: i'm driving and they like hop away a few inches i'm about to hit them
PBeclair23: it was 7 feet tall
damian71202: maybe....it wasn't a crow
PBeclair23: and had a gun mounted over its shoulder
PBeclair23: and to make it even weirder
PBeclair23: it was wearing nothing but a thong and a wife beater
damian71202: um....
damian71202: what are you smoking?
PBeclair23: nothing right now

Ilana knows who this person is...BLARG
PBeclair23: theres this bitch in ilanas dorm
PBeclair23: ilanas friend
PBeclair23: she pisses me off so much
PBeclair23: i wanna throw her out a window
PBeclair23: if u ever meet her
PBeclair23: ure gonna want to also
damian71202: why?
damian71202: and she's ilana's friend?
PBeclair23: yes
PBeclair23: ask ilana about her next time u talk to her
PBeclair23: jess
PBeclair23: aka miss piggie
PBeclair23: aka uber bitch
PBeclair23: but to ilana shes aka aaw shes insecure so shes mean to everyone else
damian71202: hahaha
damian71202: just make fun of her
damian71202: like you always do
PBeclair23: oh i do
PBeclair23: i do
PBeclair23: but she fights back
PBeclair23: and i just wanna crack her over the head with a pipe
PBeclair23: and its not like playful
PBeclair23: like i say something like "i bet u picked up lots of guys at the frat party" and she says "well ure stupid and u shouldve never been born"
damian71202: hahahaha
damian71202: that's hilarious
damian71202: omg....it's so random
damian71202: she's not bright is she?
PBeclair23: how should i know
PBeclair23: shes a skank ass hoe
PBeclair23: ure in the oc now, bitch
PBeclair23: *punch*
PBeclair23: thats what im gonna say to her next time
PBeclair23: im not gonna say punch though
PBeclair23: im gonna hit her
PBeclair23: in the face
PBeclair23: with my fist
PBeclair23: just to clarify
damian71202: hahaha
damian71202: geez
damian71202: so much anger
damian71202: reminds me of senior year
PBeclair23: hahaha
PBeclair23: why
damian71202: cause
damian71202: we were just so angry
PBeclair23: we were?
damian71202: four years of frustration
damian71202: yes!!!
damian71202: plus mertens
PBeclair23: i cant remember
PBeclair23: hahaha
damian71202: and baum
PBeclair23: OH YEAH
PBeclair23: i remember the ange
PBeclair23: r
damian71202: we'd always complain on the ride home
damian71202: and scream at stupid drivers
damian71202: OMG!
damian71202: remember the crazy lady
damian71202: and you were like....wassup beach, wassup!!
PBeclair23: WHAT?!!?
damian71202: and she was screaming at us like a crazy dog
PBeclair23: what?!
damian71202: she was in the right lane
damian71202: and there was a parked car
PBeclair23: where??
PBeclair23: OH YEAH
PBeclair23: HAHAHAHAHA
damian71202: so she tried to get into our lane
PBeclair23: that bitch pissed me off
damian71202: hilarious
damian71202: omg
damian71202: i was like....why is this woman trying to bite my head off
PBeclair23: hahaha
damian71202: and what the hell am i hearing
PBeclair23: i remember your face
PBeclair23: and then u turned around
damian71202: oh just pasha cussing in a high pitch voice
PBeclair23: and i was making hand gestures
PBeclair23: hahaha
damian71202: yea!!!!
damian71202: hahaha
damian71202: oh man
damian71202: i was like, "wtf is going on"
PBeclair23: hahahaha
PBeclair23: thats comedy right there
damian71202: seriously
damian71202: damn
damian71202: good times good times
damian71202: LMAO
damian71202: oh man
PBeclair23: haha
PBeclair23: that hoe needed to be put in her place
damian71202: oh man
damian71202: with your gang signs
PBeclair23: she was in my territory

We are so young...and yet have so many memories...such is the mind of the teenager. Chaos in the same basket as joy...and blueberry muffins.
4:27 AM
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