The Jazzy Bahsoun

Life's our oyster and we're gonna suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.

Behavioral Therapist
MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA

Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog

Movies to See:
Mission Impossible
Haywire
Shame
A Dangerous Method
Underworld:Awakening

TV Shows to Watch:
Portlandia
The Life & Times of Tim

Book to Read:
Game of Thrones
by George R.R. Martin

Album to Listen to:
The Black Keys
El Camino

Person to Hate:
Newt Gingrich

Group of People to Despise:
Fox & Friends

Bitchin Links

Blogs and Writers of Note

Mary's Website

Mary's Blog

Ravi's Blog

Lauren's Blog

Cheryl's LiveJournal

TV Squad

The Soup

Cracked

Best Week Ever

The Chive

On Location Vacations

Cute Overload

Michael Moore's Blog

Joel Stein Columns

Maureen Dowd Columns

Secular Coalition of America

Richard Dawkins

Personal Stuff

My Facebook

My Twitter

My YouTube Videos

My DVD Collection

My Books

Machatz Self-Defense

For Politics and Political Satire

The Huffington Post

Salon.com

Politico

The Daily Beast

The Onion

The Colbert Nation

Truthdig

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

For Entertainment

Ain't It Cool News

IGN

Rotten Tomatoes

DVD Active

Movie Stinger

AdTunes

The Daily Wav

Movie Mistakes

For Humor and Other Things

HuffPost Comedy

Funny or Die

The Lonely Island

Shit My Dad Says

F My Life

Daily Python

College Humor

Super Mario Crossover

People of Walmart

E-Mails from an Asshole

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

God Checker

Church Sign Maker

Strong Bad Email

Japander: See Actors Embarrass Themselves Abroad

Landover Baptist Church: Jesus Loves You Sometimes

For Bruins

The Daily Bruin

Bruins Nation

Bruin Basketball Report

UCLA Bruin Marching Band: The Solid Gold Sound

The REAL $UC Application

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Monday, June 30, 2003
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

Master Chief, standing with a RAT Battle Rifle

You're the Master Chief. You don't start fights but
you can defend yourself, well enough. People
look at you as "unbreakable"

What Halo character are you?
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Sunday, June 29, 2003

My personality is rated 35.What is yours?quiz by midgetfarm.com

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Ice!

ICE is your chinese symbol!

What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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Wednesday, June 25, 2003
First Batch of Graduation Pics
Our bitchin' crew! Alina my little toy, Me looking like a terrorist, disgusted Erica, Constipated Noah, Maddog Homie Ilana

The Tenacious Trio...Don't Mess

Good Buddies Are Hard to Come By...I Came by One Here

Trumpeters...Old and New...Always Kickass

The Bokarii and Me...Eerie non?

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Sunday, June 22, 2003

What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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Thursday, June 19, 2003
I'M FREAKIN' OUT PEOPLE. TODAY IS THURSDAY, JUNE 19. TOMORROW IS FRIDAY, JUNE 20. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

the jazzy bahsoun
Magic Number	13
Job	Porn Star
Personality	A Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
Temperament	Steely
Sexual	Straight
Likely To Win	A Nobel Prize
Me - In A Word	Divine
Colour
Brought to you by MemeJack

Death becomes me as I drown in my own blood.
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Sunday, June 15, 2003
I played video games, Halo, for the first time in months and it's beautiful.
I'm reading comics and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead of The Sound and the Fury and it's beautiful.
I spent 100 bucks on Eddie Izzard tickets without worrying if I'll have enough to pay for APs and it's beautiful.
I'm kicking back and not doing another English movie and it's beautiful.
I'm walking around in my boxers and a tank-top not studying for Calculus and it's beautiful.
I have no academic worries and it's beautiful.
I'm living free and it's beautful.
I'm glowing with hyper-activity and it's beautiful.
I'm alive and it's beautiful.
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Thursday, June 12, 2003
Germany

Germany -
Despite a controversial recent history, it has had
a tough and powerful history. A modern-day
technological and cultural beacon, it is still
target to stereotypes and antiquited thoughts.

Positives:

Technologically Advanced.

Culturally Admired.

Global Power.

Negatives:

Target of Historical Fervor.

Constant Struggle.

Funny-Looking Ethnic Clothing.

Which Country of the World are You?
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Tuesday, June 10, 2003

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

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Saturday, June 07, 2003
Where...am....I? Oh yeah. Well, as many of you have noticed, I have not updated in eons...well a couple of weeks...but that's a hell of a long time. Disabled monitor and computer as well as sheer laziness helped contribute to the lack of updatage here, at THE JAZZY BAHSOUN. Anyway, enough excuses. Let's see....what has happened over these couple of weeks....I got my piss poor, go screw yourself housing offer from UCLA. Rieber Hall: Triple. After much deliberation, I decided to say "Thanks. But no thanks." I'll live at home a little longer then apply again and move out...out of my home...where I've lived for nine years...nine years that I have spent growing up, learning, evolving...Then again, evolution never ceases. It will continue in some shape or form, no matter what my surroundings are, no matter what people I encounter. Evolution is all a state of mind. Meanwhile, I've been trying to distract myself from life with life. You know the typical movies, movies, friends, friends, school, school. Which reminds me...when the hell did highschool start to end so fast? Why did no one notify me of this? *Zing Pow Boom Flash* It's June and you're being booted out on your ass. No more order and structure to depend on. Is that a good thing, bad thing, neutral thing? What? Life seems slow when you live it, but seems fast when you watch it from a distance. I can't seem to find a balance. Sometimes moments in life don't seem worth it, most of the time they are priceless. You've just got to step out of the life bubble for a break sometimes, breath in, breath out, look around, then walk right back in, because you never know when that bubble's gonna pop in your face, leaving only surprise and dismay and the debris surrounding you. Meanwhile, everyone else's bubble is bouncing around and having a jolly good time. You can't let yourself be the soul standing amidst the debris. Death is inevitable, but so is life. So make use of it and stop bitching about how much it sucks. It only sucks if you make it that way. I'm not a pessimist. I'm not an optimist. I'm a pessoptimist.
Yes. So this pessoptimist has some work to do before he goes optimizing his future. English major with aspirations to go to medical school while playing in the band? Sure, why not. It's these crazy things that make life worth living. I love to write and I want to be a physician. So I'll write and march my way off to medical school without a care. That's not very realistic now is it. The pessoptimist says, "If you're doing something now to screw yourself over in the future. Just wait until you get there and fix it. Don't go trying to fix it now, but keep it in the back of your head so it doesn't sneak up on you and bite your face off." Yeah, I'm a pessoptimist.
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