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  • Behavioral Therapist
  • MA Developmental Psychology, Columbia
  • BS Psychobiology/ French, UCLA




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    Haywire
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    A Dangerous Method
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    The Life & Times of Tim


  • Book to Read:
    Game of Thrones
    by George R.R. Martin


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    El Camino


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    Newt Gingrich


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    Fox & Friends




 

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Tuesday, April 08, 2003  
30 Minute Waste of Energy or 30 Minute Waste of Time. You be the judge.
01. Fallen for a friend? Sure, why not
02. Made out with JUST a friend? Non
03. Rejected someone? I think so
04. Been in love? Looove...is a beautiful thiiing...
05. Been in lust? Uh, does a guy have a penis?
06. Used someone? Righto mate.
07. Been used? I guess...I'm not sure if I like it.
08. Cheated on someone? Nah
09. Been cheated on? Nah
10. Been kissed? Yep
11. Done something you regret? Umm....Not recently
Who was the last person...
12. You touched? Jade
13. You talked to? Kevin, ruuusian intelligence
14. You hugged? Jade
15. You instant messaged? Erika
16. You kissed? Cannot recall...that's sad (Parents don't count)
18. You yelled at? A group of stupid people on Heath Ave. without them knowing it
19. You laughed with? Kevin, Jared, Josh, and Jeremy
20. You had a crush on? Jennifer Garner
21. Who broke your heart? None of yo' wasp wax
Do you...
22. Color your hair? Hayl no
23. Have tattoos? Nope
24. Piercings? Don't think so
25. Have a boyfriend? If by boyfriend you mean boyfriend, no. If by boyfriend you mean girlfriend...no.
26. Floss daily? Nah. Thin wire between my teeth frightens me.
27. Own a webcam? Yes'm
28. Ever get off the damn computer? Why would I sit on my computer?
29. Sprechen sie deutsche? I tried to learn...But all I know now is Konnen si etwas langsammer sprechen? Nein ich bin leidig. Enshuldigung...and other useless phrases...Ask me if you wanna know what they mean
30. Habla espanol? Uuumm...I'll have a number 3 with an extra gordita...
Have you/do you/do you have...
40. Considered a life of crime? If you mean taking over the world, who hasn't?
41. Considered being a hooker? Any buyers?
42. Considered being a pimp? Considered? Hell I've been one since I was in the womb.
43. Are you psycho? No. Just insane.
44. Split personalities? No. Triple personalities on the other hand...
45. Schizophrenic? Ain't that the same thing?
46. Obsessive? And compulsive.
47.Obsessive compulsive? Oh....yeah.
48. Panic? For what.
50. Depressed? Just when I'm really sad.
51. Suicidal? Only in the morning.
52. Obsessed with hate? Depends about who.
53. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? Judges? Hell no.
54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? Judges again? You're friggin nuts.
56. What would you rather be doing? Now? Sleeping. In the future? Flying around, but not on a plane or helicopter.
58. What are you listening to? The sound of my typing and Galactika by MC Solar
59. Can you do anything freakish with your body? I can move my nose two different ways and I cannot bend my thumb without bending my index finger.
60. Chicken or fish? Fish, then chicken for desert...then some bacon..mmmm.
61. Do you have a favourite animal, no matter how lame it may be? Bengal Tiger
Current Clothes: Mah sexy boxers and a lamo shirt from Paris.
Current Mood: Agitated and Exhausted.
Current Music: Uum...why do you feel the need to repeat yourself?
Current Taste: Petit Gateau Sec
Current Hair: Must you ask? Puffy and proud of it.
Current Annoyance: Yeah, how about humanity and the US educational system.
Current Smell: Carpet.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Sleeping ...yes...
Current Desktop Picture: The Eiffel Tower
Current Favorite Group: Not just one...Maynard Ferguson, Norah Jones, Rufus Wainwright, MC Solar and others.
Current Book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 4.
Current DVD In Player: Who leaves dvds in the player?
Current Refreshment: OJ...and I'm not talking juice...OK I am.
Current Worry: USC Response (or lack of one) and Calculus Test
Current Crush: SSH!
Current Favorite Celebrity: Guy: Colin Farrel Gal: Jennifer Garner
ARE YOU...
Understanding: Yep
Open-minded: Always
Arrogant: At times
Interesting: I sure hope so
Hungry: Nah
Friendly: Everyday
Smart: All signs point to hell yeah
Moody: Nope
Childish: You're childish...diaper face..
Independent: Only when I'm by myself
Hard working: When I have to be.
Organized: Not even a little bit...OK maybe a little...
Healthy: I must for my students.
Emotionally Stable: What's it to you? Ok...I am.
Shy: Sometimes
Difficult: Not really
Bored Easily: Depends
Thirsty: Yeah
Responsible: Yessir
Sad: Yes...Leaving home, friends, and town...
Happy: Usually
Trusting: Too much
Trustoworthy: I certainly hope so
Unique: Da uniquesest.
Lonely: Not really
Name: Pasha Bahsoun
Nicknames: Pash, Mastah P, Domingo, Curly, Bastard, Hey guy...
Hair color: Mah sexy brownitude
Birthday: July 23, 1985
Eye Color: Uuumm...Hazel...or Brown Something
Siblings: No'm
Righty or lefty? Righty. Dats right.
What's your sign? Leo..Rarr
On Dating...
Long or short hair? Not an issue.
Dark or blond hair? So don't care.
Tall or short? Not taller than me.
Pretty but dumb or Ok looking but smart? Hot genius. That works...but not more geniuser than me...
Dark or light eyes? Yeah...why would I be looking at their eyes...just kidding ladies.....doesn't matter.
Light skinned or dark? Doesn't mattah if you're black or white! Du Du Du DUUH DUUH
Pierced or no? Ears? Yes. Nipples? No. Other? Verify with me.
Freckles or none? Scattered...but not a lot...cause then it gets a little much.
Skinny or pudgy? Not an issue...but be healthy.
thuggish or sporty type? I don't want a gangster girlfriend weirdo...Sporty
Whitewashed, Thuggish, Fobby? Again with the gang member....and why are these the only choices....
Accent or American? Either way...although Italian or French accent eez very sexy, non?
On preferences...
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? Chocolat Chaud
McDonalds or Burger King? BK...more fun...for some reason
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? A horny, sexified buddy....or perfect friend works, geez.
Sweet or sour? Depends on da mood...sweet usually.
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? Blech...Carbonated prune juice and fake alcohol? No thanks.
Sappy/action/comedy/horror? Great action or fun comedy. Or fun action or great comedy. You be the judge.
Cats or dogs? Kitties.
Ocean or Pool? Pool.
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? Cool Ranch, pardner.
Mud or Jell-O wrestling? Mud reminds me of a certain bodily function so Jell-O.
With or without ice-cubes? With...nice and cool...aaah
Shine or rain? Cloudy...rain is annoying if you're outside...and I'm tanned as it is.
Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? Fall for the weather, Summer for the fun.
Vanilla or Chocolate? Vanilla...and strawberries...
Snowboarding or skiing? Skiing...even though I run over dogs and people and crash into bushes and trees.
Cake or cookies? Ma's birthday cake...or cookies for a snack.
Cereal or toast? Cereal. More fun.
Gloves or mittens? Gloves...cooler non? But if da glove don't fit, I'll go with a mit.
Eyes open or closed? Huh? Uuuh open. Crackheads
Fly or breathe under water? Fly...fly fly away into the shiny paradise...not swim swim into dark abyss
Bunk-bed or waterbed? Waterbed...I always hit my head on bunk-beds.
Hard candy or chewing gum? Candy....gum makes me gag...don't laugh.


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