Saturday, September 25, 2004
HOLY CRAP JESUS!!!
Can someone tell me what the FUCK is going on in this picture?!!?!
JEEZY CREEZY!
In other news, besides the extreme heat and extensive marching, band camp is going very well. We're beyond awesome. Gordon said this is the hardest show he's ever written and we're totally bitchin' at marching it. (FYI: The songs for this show are El Toro Caliente, Moondance and Mr. Roboto) We haven't even learned our other show yet. Anywho, if any of you cats come to the games you can spot me easily this year cause I'm the tip of one of the vertical lines in the A of block UCLA formation in pregame and the bottom of the C in the script UCLA formation. I'm in front most of the time in the big show too. (I'm in the trumpet soloists line...bitchin' non? Damn straight) I hope everyone's getting back into the groove of going to class as I must do the same come next Thursday. Crikey!
By the way,
These are the proper lyrics to $C's fight song, Fight On. You can sing them at the game or, as we chose to do, scream it at a couple of Slimy Trojans at Diddy Riese in Westwood.
Fall down upon your knees
And shoot your wad for all to see
They fight for noble cause
(yell) THEY WANT MY COCK
Between their jaws
Cause U$C blows me
Cause U$C blows me.
Fumble and lose the game
Or blow the lead
It's all the same
Rose Bowl is but a dream
Cause its reserved for another team
On New Year’s Day, and its UCLA
(yell) KEY CHANGE
Fall down upon your knees
And shoot your wad for all to see
They fight for noble cause
(yell) THEY WANT MY COCK
Between their jaws
Cause U$C blows me.
Cause U$C blows me.
Dut-duh dutta-dut-duh dutta-dut GO BRUINS!
7:14 PM
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Monday, September 20, 2004
Serenity before Slavery
Greetings all. The bittersweet start of Band Camp is tomorrow and for some reason I'm a tad anxious. I attempted to lead a band camp digest for the high school... that was an interesting experience. To pass the time tonight I'm resizing all the pictures from Europe. A massive picture post is to come but for now here's one of my favorites. BAND! ATTEN-HUT!
View from Ponte Vecchio at Twilight
11:36 PM
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Friday, September 17, 2004
A Question for the Ladies
Just out of curiosity...
Girls, do any of your "milkshakes" bring all the boys to the yard?
If so, why? If not, why not?
Would a "parfait" work better than a "milkshake"? Or perhaps a "smoothie"?
Thank you
7:06 PM
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Monday, September 06, 2004
Buongiorno Tutti
Im in an internet cafe in Florence along the Arno River. There doesnt seem to be a apostrophe key on this keyboard so excuse the grammatical discrepancies. Im having a blast in Italia. Although I was more jetlagged than usual...I said...crap no quotation mark key...I said screw you jetlagginess. It hasnt been that hot but still hot by my standard. We went to a small town called Siena yesterday which was great. Ive been able to take a lot more pictures because Im able to transfer my pictures to my moms laptop so expect a big picture post. Also, I recorded mini clips on my camera so if anyone can teach me how to post those that would be bitchin. Were going to Paris on Friday and flying back Monday. (By the way, coach SUCKS) I hope everyone is doing well and Ill see you all later.
Ciao Tutti
8:59 AM
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Thursday, September 02, 2004
Destination: Europe
The taxi arrives in a few minutes time.
Europe is my destination,
Much to my elation.
Away from the stresses of this world,
to a place that is synonymous with leisure.
Then I return to the drudgery again,
of this life that I lead.
A half-assed poem if I ever saw one...not even...quarter-assed.
CIAO TUTTI!!
AU REVOIR MES AMIS!!
I'll catch you all on the flip side.
8:18 PM
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Mind Trip
For a cooky mind trip, go to http://ilovebees.com
It's some sort of puzzle with latitude and longitude coordinates to go to.
Explore the site and see what you can uncover.
3:20 PM
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Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Quote of the Week
From The Daily Show:
"Calling the Republicans 'manipulative' is like calling Marcel Marceau 'a little quiet'"
Brilliance at every turn.
2:11 AM
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