Autism Speaks, Money Talks

Autism Speaks, Money Talks
As many may know, I have been working as a Behavioral Therapist slash Instructor for children diagnosed with Autism for the past two years. Autism, and learning disabilities in general, has become a passion of mine in my work at Teachers College, as well as in my search for jobs. Along that same line, I owe a lot to Craigslist. That service is how I first found out that the job of "Behavioral Therapist" existed, and I was lucky enough to fall in love with the first field I started working in (I'm not counting Blockbuster Video).

Despite the seedy backstreets inherent on Craigslist, from the Craigslist Killer (I always look for massages online) to prostitution (also that), I regularly search for the latest listings searching for jobs in my preferred field. My keywords usually consist of some variation of "autistic" and "behavioral therapist," leading to credible listings...until now. Perhaps it's because I'm now searching on the entertainment industry-heavy Los Angeles rather than the Manhattan Craigslist, but it nevertheless puzzled me when I saw a listing detailing the casting of a video to promote Autism.

A 45 second spot to show the difficulties of raising a child with autism:
Two parents approach a clear barrier that keeps them from their autistic son.
*A family of two parents and their son or a mother and her son is preferred.

At first glance, this seems like a positive project, seeking to bring attention to the difficulties of raising a child diagnosed with Autism.

Then came Red Flag #1.

*Middle Eastern Decent is preferred.

When was the last time you saw an ad specifying this, outside of a casting call for 24. However, I suppose diversity, especially for the often-maligned race, which I happen to favor by birth, is positive, therefore I let it slide.

Then came Red Flag #2...

Autistic Boy
Male, 7-12 yrs old. Medium build.

...and #3...

Will have to act autistic and isolated.

...and #4...

Open to all races, but Middle Eastern decent is preferred.

First of all, medium build. You are not casting for "Spider-Man: The Musical." Many children diagnosed with Autism are physically underdeveloped, therefore to specify what build of learning disabled child you're searching for is bizarre, at best, and disgusting, at worst.

Speaking of disgusting, "will have to act autistic." It is upon reading that, that I questioned whether they were searching for an actual child diagnosed with Autism or an actor to act Autistic. If it's an Autistic child within their desired age of 7-12, they have presumably received some form of early intervention, as therapy typically starts at 3-4 years of age. Therefore, to ask the child to "act autistic" not only flies in the face of any progress they may have made in therapy to curb such behaviors, but is also an impossibly ignorant and strange request to have from a child with such a disability. It's like asking someone with dyslexia to "act dyslexic." As if it's a choice.

On the other hand, if they are asking for a child actor to pose as an Autistic child, that is a whole other genre of deplorable. Yes, there are many Hollywoodian depictions of learning disabled individuals, but if this is some sort of video to draw attention to the disability, why would you ask a child to "act autistic." If anything, in the end, it would become a gross exaggeration and a poor depiction of the struggles of that population.

And then we have the Middle-Eastern thing again. Are they trying to weed out sleeper cells or what?

At this point, the steam shooting out of my ears is clouding my vision, but I could make out what their next casting requirement was.

Mother of Autistic boy
Female, 28-40, Feels frustrated and weary from not being able to have her son communicate with her. Very empathetic or sympathetic face. May have to tear up. Open to all races, but Middle Eastern decent is preferred.

This is what we in the biz call "emotional exploitation." It's like watching a Lifetime movie (not that I ever have) about a child battling cancer. You know it's not going to be a happy ending because it's on Lifetime, the topic is cancer and the subject is a child. Tears will ensue, no matter what. A mother with a sympathetic face (i.e. no ugly mommas) who may have to tear up translates to exploiting the audience into feeling sympathy for a (fictional at this point I'm assuming) depiction of a family and their Autistic child. And they happen to be of the mocha-skinned variety, therefore appealing to the liberal, charity-giving crowd who may or may not feel that this Persian/Arab/Iraqi family has been shunned by society enough. This lead me to extrapolate the exact purpose of this exercise in unethical practice... money. You cry, a number flashes on the screen, your American Express pops out of your wallet.

Father of Autistic Boy
Male, 30-40, Sad over the distance the autism keep him from his son. Supportive for Mother. Very empathetic or sympathetic face. Open to all races, but Middle Eastern decent is preferred.

And of course, there's the aloof, emotionally stunted father. If this crock ever makes it to air, I can almost guarantee there will be a shot of a father with a baseball mitt and ball looking over his shoulder to his son only to realize that daddy and his boy can never play catch. You know, because his son is acting autistic. The Middle Eastern angle makes more sense, because if they are indeed going for the racial stereotype, the father would have to be distant...because of the whole Muslim thing.

Some stats for you, Autism occurs in 1/150 births, compared to 1/500 a decade ago, and afflicts 1.5 million Americans, compared to 400,000 a decade ago.While more attention is being brought to the ever-increasing population of children diagnosed with Autism, leading to more funding and special education opportunities, more ignorance results at the same time, in the form of the vaccine fiasco and Jenny McCarthy. It's also unethical pricks, such as the producers of the exploitation ad, that see the epidemic as an opportunity to make some cash. That's exploitation not only of learning disabled children, but of the general population as a whole. For every tear that drops from the sympathetic Middle Eastern actress' Visine, someone's bank balance drops. Therefore, if you're going to donate to such a great cause, donate to organizations such as Autism Speaks who will do good things with that cash , not to exploitative jerks who produce repulsive drek, solely for opportunistic profit.

So ends my rant. The real message here is to think of the younglings first, everything else is secondary.